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BootyBlockerz

adult child, adult child living at home, AITAH, arguments, BootyBlockerz, car dependency, college graduate, Discord, dog care, Family issues, master’s degree, moving out, negative attitude, parental frustration, peaceful sanctuary, pit mix, rides to work, storage unit, unhappy living situation, unpacked boxes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of dealing with entitled adult children who refuse to take responsibility for their own unpacked boxes! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your own peaceful sanctuary without any negative attitudes pulling you down the stairs. Plus, we have virtual dogs that won’t require you to walk them or care for them when you’re out of town. Say goodbye to discord and hello to a world where it’s your way or the highway (or minecart)!

CarCraftSisSass

aita, breaking promises, car ownership, CarCraftSisSass, Communication, consequences, Daughters, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, giving a car, Honesty, parenting, Promise, Resentment, sibling rivalry, smoking, Trust, UNFAIR

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6062
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that rewards honesty and integrity? Look no further than our server! Just like how Jennifer stayed true to her word and never smoked, our server values honesty above all else.

Join us and experience a world where promises are kept and integrity is rewarded with epic loot and exclusive perks. Plus, if you break a promise, you might just end up in a virtual smoking room with no way out!

So come on down to our server and show us your true colors. Just remember, honesty is the best policy – both in-game and in real life!

LangLingo Minecraft SMP

Bilingual, Communication, cultural exchange, Fluency, foreign language, Interpretation, LangLingo, language acquisition, language barrier, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic skills, Minecraft, Multilingual, polyglot, smp, translation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

OMG guys, you totally gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can like, instantly speak and understand another language! Like, imagine you’re just mining some diamonds and then suddenly you can speak French or Spanish or like, even Dothraki from Game of Thrones! It’s like, so random and crazy, but like, totally awesome!

And like, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll be able to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers! Like, how insane is that?! You’ll be like a superhero riding a bacon-powered jetpack, saving the world one block at a time!

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players gather to have epic dance parties and roast marshmallows over lava pits. It’s like, the coolest hangout spot in the entire Minecraft universe!

So like, don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and hilarious moments waiting for you on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun-filled gaming experience of your life! YOLO, amirite?! 🤪🤣 #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Fade2ObscurityMC

Actor, actress, arrogance, career downfall, cautionary example., cautionary tale, Celebrity, Ego, entertainment industry, Fade2ObscurityMC, Fame, hindsight, Hollywood, Hubris, lesson learned, mistake, movie franchise, obscurity, pride, regret, TV series

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Towns Built:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the coolest players can ride. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the game. So come on down and join the fun, before you miss out on all the craziness!

As for the actor or actress who left a movie franchise or TV series thinking they were too good for it, only to fade into obscurity afterward, well let’s just say they ended up starring in a low-budget Minecraft movie where they played a block of dirt. But hey, at least they got to work with Larry the llama!

TariffCraft: 6 Years of Growth!

6 years forecast, economic analysis, economic crisis, economic downturn, economic forecast, economic impact, economic outlook, economic projections, economic trends, economic uncertainty, financial forecast, global economy, global market, global recession, global trade, growth, international trade, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade tensions, trade war, Worst global growth, Years

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the doom and gloom of the real world! we have magical unicorns that fart rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants! forget about global growth forecasts, come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us! we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama on a trampoline. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

CraftLords

13 ranks, Adventure, CraftLord, CraftLords, Friendly staff, Grief Prevention, MCMMO, PvP, Simple Rules, Slimefun Exotic Garden, Stable Server, Ultimate Rank

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Emeralds Found:	3334
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.craftlords.com

Have you ever wanted to play modded survival, but don’t want to download the mods? Here at Craftlords, you can enjoy a variety of modded features like Elemental Staffs, Jetpacks, New Ores, More Foods, Industrial Machines, Magical Armor, and Elemental Bending through SlimeFun, ProjectKorra’s Elemental Bending, Vampires, and Werewolves. Join us for an awesome gaming experience!

Features:

Slimefun
Vampires and Werewolves
Slimefun Exotic Garden
Grief Prevention
13 ranks obtainable through in-game currency
McMMO
Removed attack cooldown added by 1.9
Friendly and knowledgeable staff
Stable server built and hosted by professionals
Simple rules like no hack clients or exploits

Join us for the adventure and build your way to the ultimate rank of CraftLord!

https://discord.gg/cw4thCePvx

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play modded survival without downloading mods?	Yes, you can enjoy modded features like Elemental Staffs and more without downloading any mods on Craftlords.
How do I rank up?	You can rank up by using in-game currency and using the /rankup command.
Are there any rules I should be aware of?	Yes, there are rules against using hack clients or exploits. Make sure to follow them to enjoy a fair gaming experience.

Mystic Quest Realm 1.20

Communication, Complain, Cryptic, Discreet, Enigmatic, girl, gossip, group, hidden, Mysterious, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, private twitter, QRD, Quest, Realm, relationships, Rumors, secretive, social media, speculation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	120
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Mines Excavated:	2270	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, listen up, fam! So, like, there’s this lit Minecraft server where everyone is like, super chill and cool. But get this, there’s this one player who’s like, totally cray-cray. She’s got a private Twitter just to talk smack about her squad. Like, what even is that about, right? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on this server. Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the epic builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DadBossDenied

anger, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadBossDenied, emotional boundaries, england, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, financial issues, generational differences, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, Manipulation, mental health, moving out, parental influence, personal autonomy, self-assertion, sibling relationships, toxic environment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the parental drama behind!

On our server, you can create your own dream home without anyone telling you what to do. No more manipulation or power plays, just pure creative freedom.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus: a virtual car to drive around in the game! Who needs a real car when you can have a pixelated one, am I right?

So come join us and leave the toxic environment behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have fun! Let’s escape the drama together!

UnseenSight Minecraft SMP

10. Haunting, 11. Scarring, 12. Unbearable, 13. Abhorrent, 14. Heartbreaking, 15. Distressing, 16. Unsettling, 17. Terrifying, 18. Revolting, 19. Grief, 2. Trauma, 20. Painful memories, 3. Horror, 4. Shock, 5. Disgust, 6. Disturbing, 7. Unforgettable, 8. Nightmare, 9. Repulsive, Minecraft, regret, smp, UnseenSight

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP. Like, we got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party with villagers breakdancing. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance battles.

So, if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft adventures of your life, join our server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…like a cow wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a whole new level of insanity, my dude.

SelfLoveCraft

emotional well being, mental health, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self kindness, self love, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-fulfillment, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to show you the true meaning of self-love! Join us and experience the joy of building giant statues of yourself out of solid gold blocks, surrounded by a moat of lava to keep out any haters.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Self-Love Temple, where players can meditate on their awesomeness while being showered with diamonds from the heavens. And if you’re feeling extra confident, you can challenge other players to a dance-off on our virtual disco floor, where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us on this epic journey of self-discovery and self-love, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t miss out on the chance to be the most fabulous player in all of Minecraft!

CraftyCanuckzHitHard

Canada, CraftyCanuckzHitHard, cross-border trade, diplomatic response, economic consequences, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global market, government response, international relations, N.B. premier, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, tariff dispute, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	3494

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, not anymore, cuz our premier is ready to go all hulk on trump if he tries to mess with us with tariffs. like, imagine a canadian premier smashing through walls and throwing tariffs like they’re frisbees. it’s gonna be epic, eh? join our minecraft server and be part of the action! we promise no tariffs, just good ol’ fun and games. come on, eh!