UNO FARTO – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

FartCraft: Where Creepers Let it Rip!

controversy, Corruption, Court, crapping his pants, CREEPERS, current events, donald trump, FartCraft, humor, Impeachment, Justice, Legal System, News, Politics, Presidency, public figure, RIP, Rude, satire, scandal, trial, trial proceedings, UNO FARTO

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the President is crapping his pants in court over it! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even the most powerful man in the world can’t handle it.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself trying to escape the madness of our server!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Bursting Gunsmith Cats Minecraft Server

90’s chicago, 90s, action, Anime, bae, Burst, Bursting, Cats, Chicago, city, crime, Daily, Guns, Gunsmith, gunsmith cats, Manga, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Retro, Server, Urban, Wake Up, wake up bae

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our server where we take you back to the 90’s in Chicago – but with a Minecraft twist!

Picture this: you’re walking down the virtual streets of Chicago, but instead of cars and skyscrapers, you see pixelated buildings and creepers lurking around every corner. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can participate in virtual gang wars, pixelated pizza parties, and even go on quests to find the legendary deep dish diamond. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the 90’s Chicago like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky virtual mobsters – they’re always up to no good. See you there, player!

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wsj – weekly shonen jump Minecraft SMP

160k first week, Anime, jump, jump magazine, Manga, Manga adaptation, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga fandom, manga industry, manga rankings., manga readership, manga sales, manga series, Manga Success, Minecraft, new pillar, popular manga, SHONEN, smp, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, wsj

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic tale of how our founder, Steve, defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Legend has it that he now rules over the server with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron sword now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that drop diamonds to creepers that explode in a shower of confetti, you never know what kind of madness you’ll come across.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try your luck in our PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Jump King. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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FadeMC

Adventure, Alliance, blocks, carve, Environment, Epic, Griefing, Journey, Keep Inventory, Legacy, mobs, never-resetting, Newcomer, Pickaxe, Roots, seasoned player, Semi Vanilla, Structures, Survival, Ultimate, Vanilla

Welcome to FadeMC, the ultimate never-resetting, no-griefing, keep-inventory Minecraft survival experience! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, FadeMC offers a fun semi-vanilla environment that stays true to the game’s roots. Build epic structures, form alliances with fellow adventurers, and fend off mobs as you carve out your legacy. Join us on FadeMC, where the journey is yours to shape, and every block tells a story. Ready your pickaxe, and let the adventure begin!

fademc.ddns.net:25622

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Loot Land Minecraft Server

10 stacks, all over, Be me, Fendi, Fragrance, Land, Loot, Minecraft, pee pee, poo poo, Server, Situation, waste it, what do

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: You log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, pigs are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty. Want to join a faction? How about teaming up with the llamas who have formed their own llama mafia and are running the server’s underground black market for rare items. And don’t even get me started on the secret disco party that happens every full moon where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

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Quick! They’re Minecraft SMP coming out!

Alarming, ALERT, Coming, coming out, danger, Escape, Fast, fear, flee, Hide, IMMINENT, Minecraft, Panic, Quick, quick response, RUN, Rush, smp, Sudden, Surprise, Swift Action, Theyre, Urgency, Urgent, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

One day, a group of evil llamas invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. They were spitting on players, stealing their diamonds, and causing general chaos. But fear not, because our brave players banded together and fought off the llamas with nothing but their wits and some enchanted swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

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Arcana Realms

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Supernatural Magic Modpack Mobs Raid Combat Weapons Creatures Hunter Survival Skills World Dangerous Practice Night Creature Hunter Best hunter Vampire Werewolf, Survival

Arcana Realms

A modpack for those that enjoy the supernatural & magic With 60+ mods u will be able to survive in a world full of dangerous mobs and amazing places to raid, Survive raids beyond ur imagination.

Not just that but while u practise Magic, or practise ur skills in combat with weapons. You can also become a Supernatural Creature of the night. But if u wish to destroy the creatures of the night, you can also become the worlds best hunter.

188.165.48.161:19350

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Syrix Network

Claim Land, Community, Competition, Cross-Play, custom progression, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, earth smp, Economy, Engaging, Gaming, Immersive, Leaderboards, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mining, multiplayer, Nation building, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, Survival, Syrix Network, Syrix store, Syrix.gg, virtual world

Syrix offers an engaging and immersive Minecraft experience with two distinct game modes with more to come.

Earth SMP: Explore a 1:1000 scale Earth map, claim land, and build your nation. Prisons: Mine, compete, and climb the leaderboards with custom progression!

Links Website: https://syrix.gg/ Store: https://store.syrix.gg/ Discord: discord.gg/syrix

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No Country Minecraft Server

Analysis, Country, Development, Future, Geopolitics, Global, Impact, jeeted, Minecraft, numbers game, Population, prediction, Resources, risk assessment, Safety, SECURITY, Server, speculation, Stability, trends, Trillion, uncertainty

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending jeet invasion that is sure to take over every country in the near future! With over a trillion jeets ready to pounce, it’s only a matter of time before they conquer the world. But fear not, on our server, you can build your own fortress to protect yourself from the jeet apocalypse. Join us now and be prepared to fight off hordes of jeets with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Don’t be caught unprepared when the jeets come knocking on your door – join our server and survive the ultimate battle for humanity!

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PussyCraft Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PussyCraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – women with pussies! That’s right, you can put your dick in them and have a grand old time while playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help either stop or join their uprising, the choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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SurviveCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, PvP Creative Mini-games Roleplay modded Skyblock Prison Factions Economy Towny Skywars KitPvP Pixelmon Bedwars Vanilla Anarchy Hardcore Faction PvP Creative Plots Custom Enchants, Survival

Survival server 1.21 bringing innovation, made with love and care, complete survival system, with custom biomes, bosses, pass, tournament and much more!

jogar.sobrevivacraft.com.br:25586

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