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CraftyNonsense

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Dimension Hops:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Emeralds Found:	6069
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

PixelPalsCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters and storylines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the main character is a talking llama who is obsessed with collecting socks. And don’t even get us started on the supporting characters – a group of sentient pickles who are always getting into trouble. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

PixelJunkies Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1492
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Have you ever bought a pet rock? Well, that’s nothing compared to joining our Minecraft server! Our server is so useless, it’s actually useful. Why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of mining for imaginary diamonds and building pixelated houses that no one will ever see? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a truly pointless and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

Welcome to EclipseMC: Where Vanilla meets Anarchy, and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	105
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Emeralds Found:	3927	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

EclipseMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Lifesteal, Vanilla, Mining
Community Size	Large
Join EclipseMC	Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
1. What type of players does EclipseMC cater to?	EclipseMC caters to Lifesteal Enthusiasts, Vanilla Adventurers, and regular miners.
2. How large is the community on EclipseMC?	EclipseMC has a large community of players and members.
3. How long has EclipseMC been running?	EclipseMC was started recently but has already amassed a lot of players who enjoy the server.
4. How can I join EclipseMC?	You can join EclipseMC by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Crafty Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8255	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you horny Minecraft players out there!

Join us on SS Straight Shota Threadhorny people edition for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and steamy encounters. Our community is full of players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly, so get ready to unleash your inner deviant!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Threadhorny, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of naughty players to join in its debaucherous escapades. Will you be brave enough to face the Threadhorny and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join SS Straight Shota Threadhorny people edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of shamelessness – you’re gonna need it!

‘This is a gamer’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireballs. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Off” competition, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks on their fellow gamers. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Votes:	9391	Dragon Eggs Found:	7004
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchantments Applied:	191	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that make your own seem tame in comparison.

Picture this: a software engineer turned entrepreneur, with a cousin who constantly roasts his career choices. When the entrepreneur’s company is hiring for a lead designer, guess who applies? That’s right, the cousin! And the drama unfolds as the entrepreneur’s uncle tries to convince him to hire her, citing the company’s funding as a reason. But our entrepreneur isn’t having any of it, standing his ground and refusing to hire someone who can’t even say a nice thing about his company.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most outrageous family drama and workplace shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have this server to keep you entertained? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

InfertileSteve’sWeddingDrama

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no one will make insensitive jokes about your personal struggles! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine in peace.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family issues. No more awkward speeches or hurtful comments, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical fertility powers – who knows, maybe you’ll even find rare diamond eggs to hatch your own Minecraft baby dragons!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your dream castle, mine for precious resources, and escape the chaos of family drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RespawnedInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of death. Plus, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

RedFlagCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate red-flag paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mysterious glitches, and questionable decisions.

Forget about boring old rules and regulations – on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend our explosive specter? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our red-flag server today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

MaduroVsMilei Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the epic battle between Milei and Maduro but in blocky form. we got crazy pvp battles that will make u feel like u in the middle of a political showdown. build ur own human graveyard (jk that’s dark) and show off ur building skills. join now and be part of the drama, just without the real life consequences. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s on u.

KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Animals Bred:	159
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mines Excavated:	1932	Emeralds Found:	320
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”

so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.

so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!

Brainy Down Syndrome Alzheimers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9232
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2831
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic brain stems you’ve ever seen! our players with Down syndrome have the craziest pathways that will blow your mind! it’s like a rollercoaster of neurons up in here!

if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and never have to worry about Alzheimer’s disease again! our players have brains that are so lit, they’re practically immortal!

so come on down and experience the wackiest brain stems in all of minecraft! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!