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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8576 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!