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Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	87	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2033

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

HairTattooDramaCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a hair-raising good time! Just like Ben’s hair, our server is constantly changing and evolving. With new updates and features, you’ll never get bored!

We promise not to comment on your lack of hair or questionable hair tattoos. In fact, we encourage you to express yourself in any way you see fit, even if it means creating a pixelated hair masterpiece on your character.

So come join us and let your creativity flow like Ben’s hair tattoo in the sunlight. Who knows, you might just find the perfect solution to your Minecraft adventures!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Enchantments Applied:	215
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	69	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	78
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ores Mined:	6937	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1241
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!