unmotivated Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crazy Pixel PVP

attacking player, attitude, Commitment, crazy, criticism, defensive duties, Effort, lack of energy, lack of movement, Lazy, lazy fecker, osimhen, Perception, PIXEL, PvP, Rashford, Shift, track back, underperforming, unmotivated, unproductive, work rate

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	943838
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got attacking players who are described as “lazy feckers” and don’t wanna put in the work. What makes players like Rashford and Osimhen lazy? Is it just because they don’t track back or is there more to it? Join now and find out for yourself on our wild and wacky server! Let’s get mining and crafting together, it’s gonna be a blast! Join us now and let’s have a crazy time together!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

Despair, discouraged, hire, hopeless, Involuntary, ISOLATED, job hunting, Jobless, lack of opportunities, Lazy, Marginalized, Minecraft, NEET, PermaNEET, REJECTED, Server, societal pressure, Struggling, unemployable, unemployed, unmotivated, unproductive

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

LoserCraft Minecraft Server

defeatist attitude, Failure, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of discipline, lack of drive, lack of goals, lack of motivation, lack of resilience, lack of success, Loser, LoserCraft, low confidence, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative mindset, negative self-image, self esteem, Server, underachiever, unmotivated, unproductive, unsuccessful

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of being called a loser in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a loser is actually a good thing! Our server is filled with the coolest losers you’ll ever meet, from players who can’t build a simple dirt house to those who constantly get blown up by creepers. Join us and embrace your inner loser!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground club where all the losers hang out. We have dance parties with skeletons, karaoke nights with zombies, and even a fashion show for all the players wearing mismatched armor. Who needs to be a winner when you can be a loser with style?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Loser Olympics. Compete in events like the Potato Sack Race, the Enderman Stare-Off, and the Creeper Dodgeball Tournament. Winners get bragging rights, but losers get a participation trophy made out of dirt blocks.

So why waste your time trying to be a winner when you can join our Minecraft server and be a proud, card-carrying loser? Come join us and let your loser flag fly high!

28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

Achievementless Mineland: Where Getting Things Done Doesn’t Matter & Fun Rules! #MinecraftMadness

Achievementless, Achievements, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, dissatisfaction, doesnt, Frustration, Fun, Gaming, lack of motivation, lacking challenge, matter, MinecraftMadness, mineland, no progress, no sense of accomplishment, not fun, not worth it, Pointless, rules, time waster, underwhelming, unfulfilling, uninspiring, unmotivated, unproductive, wasted time

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no achievements? Do you feel like your time is being wasted on servers that offer no excitement or challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and battle other players in intense PvP matches where the winner gets showered in a rain of golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who just want to be your friends. You can trade with them, go on adventures together, and even ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

Boss, campus life, college, comfy, dropout, educated, Failure, free tuition, freedom, Future, GPA, graduate school, higher education, Job Search, low-status job, lunchtime, Minecraft, opportunity, Professor, smp, stipend, Sweater Weather, well-rounded

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	633	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

Activity, clubs, competitive, CRAZE, driving range, enjoyment, fairway, Fun, Golf, Golfing, greens, hobby, leisure, Minecraft, Outdoor, Putting, Recreation, Relaxation, Server, socializing, sports, SWING, tee time

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

Confused Minecraft SMP Player

Confused, erp, ERP advice, ERP development, ERP expertise, ERP guidance, ERP help, ERP knowledge, ERP resources, ERP skills, ERP strategies, ERP support, ERP techniques, ERP tips, ERP training, how to ERP, learn to ERP, learning ERP, Minecraft, player, smp, what to do, what to say

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level! We have a dedicated ERP (Extreme Role-Playing) community where you can learn the fine art of ERP in Minecraft.

Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!

Gossip Happy Ending Minecraft Server

926955916, Company, controversy, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, Happy, Happy Ending, influencers, Minecraft, News, Online Community, OTK, Rumors, Server, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, Updates

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5023
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP

005, 172000, Analysis, data, Decrease, Economy, Figures, finance, Impact, long tail, market, Minecraft, Numbers, Performance, Rampage, RECORD, record low, record-breaking, smp, statistics, tags, trend

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Towns Built:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

top5.bear-land.net

White Argentina Minecraft Server

argentina, assimilation, Bolivia, brainwashed, brown people, Buenos Aires, cultural identity, demographic shift, denial, European immigrants, Historical revisionism, immigration, Latin America, Latin American immigrants, mestizos, Minecraft, native population, Paraguay, racial makeup, Server, societal change, White, white population

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP

145503091, Breakup, Closure, Edition, emotions, forgiveness, former, healing, HEARTBREAK, heem, letting go, love, Love Edition, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, romance, Self Discovery, self love, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Funny Girl’s Minecraft Server

amusing, comedy, Doobie, Entertaining, friendship, funny, funny bonding, funny conversations, funny experiences, funny friends, funny girl, funny interactions, Funny Moments, funny personalities, funny quotes, funny situations, getting along, Girls, humor, Humorous, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, socializing

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Aunt Sally after one too many margaritas? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits, weirdos, and meme-lovers out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).

And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

This Is Not A Drill Minecraft SMP

baby boomers, Boomers, drill, economic trends, Financial Advice, financial news, investing, investment strategies, market analysis, market sell off, market sell signals, market volatility, Minecraft, retirement planning, retirement savings, SELL SELL SELL, selling stocks, smp, stock market, stock market crash, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, wealth management

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a group of wild boomers who are selling everything they can get their hands on! From enchanted diamond swords to rare blocks of cheese, you never know what these crazy boomers will try to sell next. Join now for a chance to haggle with them and see what kind of wacky deals you can make. Who knows, you might even walk away with a pet llama named Gertrude or a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today and get ready to SELL SELL SELL!