unMineable Guide Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CerealFirstToothpasteNext

breakfast choices, breakfast habits, CEREAL, cereal first, CerealFirstToothpasteNext, daily rituals, dental care, dental hygiene, milk, milk first, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Personal preferences, pouring habits, quirky habits, toothbrush, toothbrush wetting, Toothpaste, toothpaste application

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	2681	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

Auctions, Challenges, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Exclusive content, Featuring, Fish, Fishing, forget, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, minecraft community, Perks, PvP, Quests, Resets, Shaded family, Shops, smp, sunburnt, sunglasses, sunscreen, twitter, Updates, Vote, vote ranks, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok	https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Overview:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Shaded?

A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

RoboFinger Minecraft Server

Assistance, digital assistance, electronic devices, fingering, futuristic, innovative solutions, INTIMATE, Masturbation, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, personal care, pleasure seeking, RoboFinger, Robots, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, Server, sexual satisfaction, shower, solo play, Technology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

ayatollah, carpet bomb, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hostages, international relations, iran, Israel, Lindsey Graham, LindseyGrahamBombsIran, LindseyGrahamSC, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Politics, sanctions, smp, Threats, twitter

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

Assertiveness, BILsGriefMinecraftServer, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Values, family visit, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, personal property, property damage, respect for others’ belongings, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2555	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

albums, artists, controversial, culture, debate, dislike, Eliminate, Favorite, genre, get rid of, least favorite, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), musical taste, NoMusicSMP, opinion, Preferences, smp, society, songs, trends, unpopular

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

captivating personality, CharmCraft, charming, charming attributes, charming behavior, charming characteristics, charming demeanor, charming discovery, charming features, charming individual, charming nature, charming person, charming qualities, charming traits, delightful characteristics, endearing traits, hidden charm, pleasant surprise, surprising charm, Unexpectantly, unexpected charm, unique charm

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!

PalyanytsyaCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, innovation, international relations, jet-propelled, Language, Military, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, new technology, Palyanytsya, PalyanytsyaCraft, pronunciation, russia, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Server, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	2214
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	245	Farms Harvested:	208

come join the server where we have jet-propelled drones flying around like crazy russians trying to pronounce ‘Palyanytsya’! you’ll be dodging drones left and right while trying to build your epic base. but watch out, because the drones might accidentally blow up your creations if they can’t say ‘Palyanytsya’ right! it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the drone chaos!

WagnerCraft: No Tragic Mistakes!

Belarus, border, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign ministry, international relations, intervention, Mercenaries, Military, MISTAKES, Peacekeeping, political tensions, SECURITY, tragic, tragic mistakes, Troops, Ukraine, Wagner PMC, WagnerCraft, Withdrawal

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have belarusian troops and mercenaries from wagner PMC fighting at the border with Ukraine! like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this chaotic battle for survival?! the foreign ministry is even begging us not to make “tragic mistakes” and to withdraw, but we’re like nah, let’s keep the madness going! join now for a wild ride of craziness and mayhem, where anything can happen!