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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5948 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Mines Excavated: | 3073 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!