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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4094 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!