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ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crops Grown:	9679	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	95383	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Sick of villagers charging you an arm and a leg for basic supplies? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where everything is so cheap it’s practically free!

Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.

So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

LawbreakingLegends Minecraft SMP

character classes, CliffyB, competitive, decade ahead, failed launch, fast paced action, Fast-paced, First Person Shooter, futuristic, gaming industry, gravity-defying, high skill ceiling, Innovative, Lawbreakers, LawbreakingLegends, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, smp, team-based, Underrated, unique mechanics, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	198

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so cutting-edge, CliffyB himself was almost a decade ahead of the curve with this one!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, diamond armor fashion shows, and secret underground lairs filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Notch himself left a hidden message in the code of our server, leading to a secret realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to uncover this mystical land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

FantasyCraft: Dreaming of Diamonds!

Alternate Realities, aspirations, daydreaming, daydreams, Desires, diamonds, dream scenarios, dreaming, dreams, escapism, fantasies, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, flights of fancy, ideal scenarios, idealized situations, imagination, longing, mental escapes, Reverie, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Do you fantasize about riding a giant chicken into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Or maybe you dream of building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules). Build a castle made of cake, ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and let your fantasies run wild in a world where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

ReelectMaduroSnitchCraft

authoritarianism, civil liberties, Democracy, detain, Dictatorship, election poll watchers, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, Maduro, Oppression, political dissent, Political unrest, Protesters, Questioning, reelection.., ReelectMaduroSnitchCraft, Report, security forces, Surveillance, Venezuela

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. Like, one time, this dude tried to build a giant potato castle but it got attacked by flying llamas. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep came and started breakdancing. It was wild, man.

And get this, our admin is like, a wizard or something. He can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little bunnies. Plus, he once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ volcano.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? It’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. We’ve got DJ Villager spinning sick beats and Endermen doing the robot dance. It’s off the chain, dude.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server out there, hit us up. Just be prepared for anything, ’cause on this server, anything can happen. And I mean anything.

CancerCraft: The Obesity Epidemic

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	65	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mines Excavated:	2645	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we fight cancer with pixelated swords and diamond armor! Our server is so lit, it’s like a virtual hospital for your health, bro!

We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!

Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!

Stealz SMP: Where stealing in Minecraft is encouraged! Join now for a lifesteal experience!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Theivez SMP Server Overview

🎉Hello, Adventurer!🎉

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey where cunning, strategy, and survival skills are key? We invite you to join Theivez SMP, the most thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server where every moment is a test of your mettle.

Launch Date: 1-2 days (if we get the people)

What is Theivez SMP?

Theivez SMP is a unique Minecraft server where every player starts with a limited number of lives. The twist? You can steal lives from other players! Outsmart your opponents, forge alliances, and become the ultimate survivor in a world where danger lurks around every corner.

How to Join:

join the discord https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB
fill out an application
and wait for the server to be launched

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Theivez SMP free to play?	Yes, Theivez SMP is free to play.
How many lives do players start with?	Players start with a limited number of lives, which can be stolen from other players.
Can players form alliances?	Yes, players can forge alliances to survive in the dangerous world of Theivez SMP.
What happens if a player loses all their lives?	If a player loses all their lives, they will be out of the game until the server resets.

JeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3151

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a pack of creepers wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow blocks. Yeah, you heard that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. Trust us, it’s a real pain in the grass block.

WeirdMemeLord Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a chicken dance-off with the admins. Yes, you heard that right. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil llamas, and participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots, and a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BoyfriendBJsBillGoneWild

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	277
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t embarrass you in front of all your blocky friends? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no “freak pay” jokes will ever be made at dinner time!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun, where the only thing you’ll be blocking is creepers, not your ex-boyfriend’s number. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with social anxiety and second-hand embarrassment.

So come join us and leave the inconsiderate man children behind. Build your dream world with us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next!

DuelCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	825	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	4810
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	205
Potions Brewed:	163	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server fit for a True King? Look no further! Our server is like ruling your own kingdom, but with blocks instead of peasants. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to show off your building skills to the world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and became the true ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And when they entered battle, their opponents trembled in fear at the sight of their diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon or two. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the fun. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Griefer’s Impact Guild

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Animals Bred:	101	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	864759
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP server? Well, let me tell you, it’s not your average server. We have characters like Emilie: Iridescent Trail, who will lead you on a magical journey through the blocky world. And let’s not forget about the Ignition Teaser, where your name will be forged in flames – literally!

But wait, there’s more! Our Natlan Preview Teaser will have you needing a hand… literally. And if that’s not enough, we have events like “An Introduction to Perfumery” where you can craft your own scents in Minecraft. And don’t miss out on the “Outside the Canvas, Inside the Lens: Dew-Kissed Chapter” event, where you’ll be taking pictures of dew-kissed blocks.

Oh, and did I mention our current character banner includes Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara? And our weapon banner has the Verdict Claymore and the Key of Khaj-Nisut Sword. Plus, you can get daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world!