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MinecraftMisfortune

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7040
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2600	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Items Found:	6460	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Emeralds Found:	1516	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Votes:	8172	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Enchantments Applied:	266	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?