When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!
LonelyCraft
ShowNightOutCraft
Hey gamers! Join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy stories! Just like the time I (40F) took my partner to a comedy show and he disappeared into the night like a ninja! Our server is so fun, it might make your partner vanish too (just kidding…maybe)!We have free tickets to all the shows in town, so you never know what kind of surprises you might find. Plus, if you ever need to make a quick escape like I did, our server will have you covered with all the excitement and drama you could ever want.
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HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP
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So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
CraftyGramps Minecraft Server
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