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SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Emeralds Found:	7625	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

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SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1581	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4196	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	893225
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ores Mined:	8748	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

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Oh Yeah Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mines Excavated:	4234
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the cows, and villagers creating a secret underground society where they hoard all the diamonds.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.

Latina GF Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of being a total sperg in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to save you – a Latina girlfriend! That’s right, our server is filled with lovely Latina ladies who will not only help you build the coolest creations, but also save you from any embarrassing sperg moments. Join now and let the power of the Latina gf guide you to Minecraft greatness!