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UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crops Grown:	4195	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8713
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mines Excavated:	4859	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

89.248.193.185:30145

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Divine Spears Created:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1518	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	72	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!