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UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

WTF League Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have Cardiff facing off against the South African Bulls in epic battles of blocky proportions! Watch as the Bulls charge through the virtual fields while Cardiff tries to defend their turf with pixelated swords and shields. Who will come out victorious in this outrageous showdown? Join now to find out and experience the madness for yourself! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Army, Commute, depression, DreamJobCraft, dreams, family, federal law enforcement, Happiness, husband’s dream job, Investigator, Marriage, marriage priorities, maternity leave, Military, Minecraft, Moving, newborn, police officer, Pregnancy, regret, Server, Support

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Crops Grown:	8042	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6570	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than this woman’s marriage? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this poor woman’s life!

With more moves than a game of musical chairs, you’ll never get bored on our server. From army bases to police departments to federal investigator jobs, we’ve got it all. And just like this woman’s husband, you’ll be constantly changing your mind about where you want to be!

Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through different phases of life, just like this woman did during her pregnancy. Will you regret your decisions? Will you feel alone and depressed? Only time will tell on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start your own adventure filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional rollercoasters. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and drama at every turn?

AnniversaryGoneWrong

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Crops Grown:	1718
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate dating anniversaries like it’s the end of the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with rose petals, snacks, and favorite movies lined up for you at every corner.

But beware, our police officer players might forget an anniversary or two due to traumatic work experiences. Don’t worry though, they’ll make it up to you with heartfelt apologies and emotional breakdowns.

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and guilt trips, because who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have drama and tears instead? Join now and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole for bringing up forgotten anniversaries?”

GymnastGoneVapeGod

athlete, captain, Competition, consequences, controversy, discipline, discipline issues, GymnastGoneVapeGod, Gymnastics, Japan, Japanese culture, Olympic, rules violation, sent home, smoking, sports, Sportsmanship, suspension, TEAM, Tokyo 2020, Tokyo Olympics

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	3985
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

ApologyCraft

Apology, ApologyCraft, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in communication, conflict resolution in relationships, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, forgiveness, interpersonal conflict, Peacekeeping, relationships, resolving arguments, resolving conflicts, resolving disagreements, resolving disputes, resolving issues, resolving misunderstandings, saying sorry

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.

InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8491	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

RageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	396049	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!