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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6254 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.