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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8747 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.