Unix Minecraft Servers

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  • Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

    Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • > moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

    > moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

    Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

    So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP

    Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to bash and hello to building your dream world with ease! Our server is so advanced, we have flying pigs that deliver your resources directly to your inventory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs drop sick beats instead of loot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and upgrade your Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ””/Minecraft SMP/ – Block Party Central””

    ””/Minecraft SMP/ – Block Party Central””

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we also teach you how to become a tech wizard! Ever wanted to set up your own NAS? Well, here you can learn all about virtualization, networking, and even how to configure VLANs like a pro.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to feel like a tech god? Try setting up OpenStack and see if you can handle the power. And when it comes to software, forget the basics – install Gentoo and replace all your mainstream apps with self-hosted alternatives. Who needs Netflix when you have Plex, right?

    So why should you join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Simple – de-botnet your life, learn new skills, and impress your friends by serving up applications like a boss. Store their data with top-notch security and serve it back to them with a comfy interface that will blow their minds.

    And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered. From cool stuff to host to a list of ARM-based SBCs, we have everything you need to level up your tech game. Plus, we have insane tips like using PCIe SAS HBAs in IT mode for more SATA ports – because why settle for the ordinary?

    So come join us and remember: RAID protects you from downtime, backups protect you from data loss, and our Minecraft SMP will make you the ultimate tech guru in no time. Let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LinuxMemeOS Dropout on Minecraft SMP

    LinuxMemeOS Dropout on Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for epic adventures and meme-worthy moments? Say goodbye to the Linux meme OS and hello to the craziest SMP you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz

    Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fetch quests? Well, look no further because our server offers the craziest fetch quests you’ve ever seen! We’ve got neofetch, screenfetch, ufetch, fastfetch, hyfetch, and even other fetches that will blow your mind!

    Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests like retrieving a golden potato from the depths of the Nether, or finding a diamond-encrusted chicken in the far reaches of the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary fetch quest that leads you to a secret realm filled with infinite riches and enchanted loot!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a fetch-tastic adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fetch-tastic fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnixAndLinuxSMP- WhatHappenedToThisCoreTenet

    UnixAndLinuxSMP- WhatHappenedToThisCoreTenet

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs filled with diamonds (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?). Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events like “TNT Tag Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance-offs” where players can win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And don’t even get us started on our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of llamas while shooting fireballs from your hands.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KillAllCraft Minecraft Server

    KillAllCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of struggling to kill mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special command called killall that actually works! Say goodbye to manually killing pesky mobs and hello to easy victories. And don’t even get us started on pkill – it’s like a magical wand that makes all your enemies disappear with just a click. Join our server now and experience the power of instant mob annihilation!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

    CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

    So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LinuxCraft Minecraft Server

    LinuxCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Linux servers that can’t even compete with a potato? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Linux trembles in fear at our sheer awesomeness.

    Our server is so epic that even Steve Jobs himself would be jealous. We have unicorns roaming the land, dragons breathing fire, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server every night to play a round of PvP with our players. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pig into battle.

    So why waste your time with boring old Linux when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP