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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4131 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 5884 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
so, like, u know how u need vitamin D to, like, stay healthy and stuff? well, on our server, we got so much vitamin D that even the sun is jealous! like, our Minecraft world is just filled with sunshine and rainbows, keeping u healthy and happy while u play!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are taking their vitamin D supplements! they’re like, super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them. but don’t worry, cuz we also got superfoods scattered around the map to help u level up and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
join our server now and be part of the most epic quest for vitamin D in the history of Minecraft! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about managing chronic atrophic autoimmune gastritis while u’re at it. who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?
