CuckCraft: Where even the creepers are more loyal than this guy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally off-the-wall server where the only rule is to have a good time.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come prancing by, followed by a pack of dancing creepers doing the Macarena. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken in a tutu swoops down from the sky and starts throwing cake at everyone.

But that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest and most elusive mob of all time: the Cuckoo Bird. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Cuckoo Bird, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because this bird has a wicked sense of humor.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llamas in top hats and dancing creepers? Don’t be a cuck, join us today!

PanzerCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, Azumi, Birthday, celebration, comedy, cute girls doing cute things, Event, friendship, Garupan, girls und panzer, gup, high school, Military, Minecraft, PanzerCraft, school girls, Server, slice of life, tank warfare, Tanks, teamwork, Thread

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Towns Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest party you’ll ever attend!

Join us on Azumi’s birthday thread where the cake is made of diamonds and the party favors are enchanted weapons! Watch out for the birthday creeper who explodes with confetti instead of TNT.

We have epic mini-games like Pin the Tail on the Ender Dragon and Musical Minecarts. Plus, every player gets a free pet llama dressed in a party hat.

But the real reason you should join our server? Azumi once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. If that’s not reason enough, I don’t know what is! So come on over and celebrate Azumi’s birthday in style. It’s gonna be a block party you won’t want to miss!

SMPWrestlerMC – Wrestling moments that made you do webm related in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MOMENTS, related, smp, SMPWrestlerMC, webm, wrestling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have epic wrestling matches that will have you doing flips in your seat just like in those webm videos you love to watch.

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players as they duke it out in the ring, using nothing but their fists and their wits. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up getting suplexed into a lava pit? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can bet their diamonds on the outcome of matches. It’s high stakes and high adrenaline, so make sure you bring your A-game if you want to come out on top.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for some wrestling moments that will have you doing webm related in no time!

CraftyBizSplitNoWay

Boyfriend, business ownership, control, CraftyBizSplitNoWay, Disingenuous, Ego, entrepreneur, financial decision, financial provider, financial status, Insecurities, Investment, loan, Marriage, Partnership, Proposal, relationship, Resentment, unpaid labor, vision

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give away ownership like it’s candy on Halloween! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy story of refusing to give up 50% ownership to a boyfriend.

Imagine a world where you can build your empire without someone trying to snatch half of it away from you. That’s the kind of independence you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about unpaid labor or shady business deals, just pure, unadulterated fun.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs a partner trying to take over your business when you can rule the Minecraft world all on your own? Don’t be the asshole in this story, be the hero of your own adventure on our server!

GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchantments Applied:	161	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

FoodieFailsMC

artificial ingredients, convenience foods, deceptive health claims, detrimental foods, empty calories, fast food, FoodieFailsMC, hidden sugars, Junk Food, misleading health foods, preservatives, processed foods, sugary snacks, unhealthy additives, unhealthy choices, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits, unhealthy food choices, unhealthy foods, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy snacks

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	1028	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

InsaneAsylumCraft

asylum seekers, discrimination, Diversity, employment, Healthcare, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, insane asylums, InsaneAsylumCraft, integration, Job Opportunities, Jobs, labor market, mental health, mental illness, Refugees, social services, society, stigma, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	262	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!

imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.

our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.

we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.

join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.

so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.

BigVanillaMC.com Vanilla Survival

ban enforcement, cheaters banned, Established 2024, Exploration, fresh world, Grief Prevention, hard difficulty, java, Land claiming, Legitimate, Minecraft, Mining, No Warps, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Secure, server spawn, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Bed System

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Mines Excavated:	2072
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

This is a survival server that is vanilla outside of Grief Prevention which is used to secure your claim.

Pure Minecraft in its simplest form. This server was established in July of 2024. This is a fresh world ripe for exploration. Join early to secure land near the server spawn!

Noteworthy items: ————————

1. The server difficulty is set to hard. It is a Java server. 2. This is a legitimate survival world. All blocks are mined. 3. There are no warps. The vanilla bed system is used. 4. Cheaters/hackers are banned and their creations are removed. 5. CLAIM YOUR BUILDS (or they will get raided)

BigVanillaMC.com

Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft memes flow like the waterfalls! Join us now for some LOLs and great gaming!

Artmap, Auctionhouse, Canvas Creativity, Competitive mcMMO, crossplay, Custom Tags, Discord, Discord Channels, flow, Gaming, Great, Inclusive Community, Join, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, lols, Mature Staff, memes, Minecraft, Pearlshop, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Ranks, smp, Stormy, Thriving Economy, tiktok, Version 1.21., Waterfalls

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magic Items Found:	4312
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8425

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version	1.21
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

FAQ:

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CelebBang Minecraft Server

CelebBang, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness /b/ (yes, THAT /b/) getting into all sorts of shenanigans, like building giant statues of famous celebrities and then… well, let’s just say things get a little NSFW.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of /b/ once accidentally teleporting into the real world and ending up at a Hollywood party where they may or may not have hooked up with a famous person.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as it gets, come join us and see what kind of madness unfolds next!

SMPSummerKoshien2024 – Day5CraftyMadness

Bracket, Broadcast song, day 5, Day5CraftyMadness, Game days, Game Replays, high school baseball, highlights, hokkaido, Japanese gods, JP VPN, MLB, NHK G, NHKe, Osaka, SMPSummerKoshien2024, Stream Links, Summer Koshien 2024, Team list, TOKYO, Tournament, twitter widget

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as the Summer Koshien baseball tournament in Japan? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy game days filled with intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. Our team list is stacked with players who are ready to dominate the virtual world. Plus, our bracket is so intense, it’ll have you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! This tournament is about more than just Minecraft – it’s about channeling your inner Japanese god and becoming a high school baseball legend. Just like in the Summer Koshien tournament, only the strongest survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And don’t forget to whitelist on adblock, because things are about to get wild!

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