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NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, bar, Bar etiquette, bottle water, DDing, drink prices, expensive drink, friend group, low calorie seltzer, Minecraft, mixed drinks, not tipping, rude bartender, Server, socializing with friends, tallboys, tap water, TAVERN, Tipless, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, upselling, virgin drinks

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Buildings Constructed:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!

CreeperCritic420

aita, Amused, CreeperCritic420, Disturbing, Friend, Girlfriend, horrified, JOKE, masturbating, Picture, prank, prude, sarah, sexting, unsettling, uptight, Vagina

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1408	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	249	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just like the time Sarah tricked our player into thinking he was jerking off to her pic, only to reveal it was all just a hilarious prank! Who knows what kind of wacky antics will happen next on our server?

Don’t be a prude like our player, come join the fun and let loose on our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and you’ll always be laughing your blocky head off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RedditStreakSMP

internet culture, Online Community, reddit, reddit account, reddit activity, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit daily check-in, Reddit Discussion, reddit engagement, Reddit forum, reddit habit, reddit history, Reddit karma, reddit post, reddit streak record, reddit user, RedditStreakSMP, social media, Streak

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dimension Hops:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1560

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft life!

Join us if you want to participate in epic Reddit streak competitions where the winner gets to rename the server to “Dirtville” for a whole week! Imagine the chaos and confusion as players try to navigate a world where everything is named after dirt!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary treasure hunts where the prize is a pet llama that can do your homework for you! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when they see you strolling around with your llama sidekick, acing all your assignments without breaking a sweat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyTimeTraveler

CraftyTimeTraveler, daily routine, Emotional journey, future aspirations, identity exploration, inner peace, Journey of self., Life chapters, life stages, life transitions, mindfulness, Moment in time, past experiences, personal growth, present moment, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Soul searching, time period, Transitional phase

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6716	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you stuck in the Stone Age of boring Minecraft servers? Well, it’s time to upgrade to the Space Age with our server! Join us and blast off into a world of craziness and fun like you’ve never experienced before.

Our server is so advanced, it will make you question what era of your life you’re currently in. Are you in the Jurassic period because you’re feeling like a dinosaur on other servers? Well, on our server, you’ll feel like a futuristic cyborg T-Rex with laser eyes and rocket boosters!

Join us and embark on epic quests that will take you through time and space. Build towering skyscrapers in the morning, battle dragons in the afternoon, and explore underwater cities at night. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the boring Stone Age behind and join us in the epic adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s all possible on our server!

FireproofGelCraft

aerogel transformation, critical infrastructure, engineered gel, Engineering, fire protection, fire retardant, FireproofGelCraft, gel technology, heat resistance, home safety, Homes, infrastructure protection, innovative technology, insulation, Protection, researchers, silica-based aerogel, water-enhancing gel, wildfire defense, wildfire prevention, Wildfires

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u why u gotta join this server! so get this, our researchers have engineered a water-enhancing gel that turns into a silica-based aerogel under heat! like whaaat?! this gel is gonna protect ur homes and critical infrastructure from wildfires like no other! u won’t find this kind of protection on any other server, trust me! so come join us and let’s build and survive together in this crazy world of minecraft! u won’t regret it, i promise!

WuwaCraft Minecraft Server

Android, banner, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, Moon’s Grace, Official Twitter Account, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Server, Timeline, Trailer, Turquoise Moonglow, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, WuwaCraft, Zhezhi

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the waves are wuthering and the adventures are endless! Join now for a chance to ride on a magical unicorn through the Turquoise Moonglow, where you can battle the legendary Zhezhi and become a PROFESSIONAL Resonator.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our map filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. Keep track of all the action with our Convene Tracker and participate in epic events like the By Moon’s Grace festival.

And don’t forget about our exclusive codes for special rewards! Finish the tutorial and redeem codes like WUTHERINGGIFT and BAHAMUT for unbelievable prizes. Plus, show off your moves with our emotes and make new friends on our /wuwa/ Friends List.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

behind schedule, Confused, creeper, delayed, disbelief, expletive, last minute, Late, Minecraft, missed opportunity, procrastination, reaction, running behind, Shocked, smp, SPEECHLESS.., surprised, TARDY, time crunch, Time management, unexpected, what the fuck

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GrannyGateWeddingDrama

estranged mother, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family pressure, family promises, family relationships, family reunions, Family Support, Grandparents, GrannyGateWeddingDrama, parental abandonment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of family drama following you everywhere, even in Minecraft? Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can escape all the craziness!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with long-lost relatives popping up out of nowhere and expecting you to welcome them with open arms. On our server, the only family you’ll have to worry about is your Minecraft family – and they’ll always have your back, no matter what!

Say goodbye to unwanted wedding crashers and hello to a community that respects your boundaries. We promise no surprise siblings showing up uninvited to your virtual nuptials – unless, of course, you want them there!

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family feuds and unwanted guests. See you in the game!

CashCow SMP: Easy Money!

affiliate marketing, blogging, cashcow, dropshipping, earn money, Easiest Way, EASY, easy money, extra income, financial independence, freelance, investing, make money online, MONEY, money hacks, money making ideas, Money Strategies, money tips, online surveys, passive income, quick cash, side hustle, smp, work from home

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of grinding for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, the easiest way to earn money is by selling enchanted golden carrots to the villagers! Why? Because apparently, they’re obsessed with them and will pay top dollar for them. It’s like a black market for golden veggies, but shh, don’t tell Mojang!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your hard-earned emeralds for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they don’t take kindly to cheaters.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive questing guild where you’ll embark on epic journeys to find the legendary Notch’s left sock. Rumor has it that whoever possesses it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy SMP!

CraftyGramps

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, CraftyGramps, dislike, Experience, getting older, growing up, habits, Lifestyle, Maturity, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, wisdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you starting to dislike responsibilities, adulting, and bills as you get older? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or find the rarest diamond!

Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear sunglasses. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and a group of rebellious sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil cow dictator.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild!