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Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mines Excavated:	1575
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

This server has Empires & Factions that are vassals residing in and making up the Empire. Empires are colors: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, Gray. These Empires constantly in need of governance and strong leaders, so we have an edict courthouse within the capital.

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ores Mined:	1521
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!