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Zelenskyy’s Revenge: Unity Rising!
so like, u know how trump is all like trying to diss zelenskyy and stuff? well, that’s like totally backfired cuz now all the ukrainians are like super united and stuff. it’s like they all banded together to show trump who’s boss. it’s like a big ol’ party over there in ukraine now. and u know what else is a party? our minecraft server! come join us and be part of the epic unity like the ukrainians. build crazy stuff, battle mobs, and show off your mad skills. who needs trump when u have us? come on, join the fun! -
EuroCraft: More Blocks, Less Accusations
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join because we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds.one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 minutes. it was totally insane, dude.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that never run out of cookies? yeah, you heard me right. COOKIES.
plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. we have dance parties every night and everyone dresses up as their favorite mob. it’s wild, man.
so, like, join now before you miss out on all the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyZelenskiy2020
lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server! -
CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro! You gotta join cuz we got Ukrainians rallying around their president like it’s a freakin’ parade, man! And get this, Trump is tryna diss him, but we ain’t havin’ none of that drama here, nah uh! We all about unity and support, yo! Plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya, so come on and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me, dude! -
CraftyCanuck: “You can’t grief our server”
join this epic minecraft server where we fight for our country like trudeau fighting for canada against the u.s. we build giant igloos to protect our land and ride polar bears into battle. you can’t take our country or our game, eh! come join us and show your canadian pride by dominating the competition with maple syrup and hockey sticks. sorry, not sorry, but this server is the best, eh! -
CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around! -
CraftyPandaEU
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas out of blocks and ride dragons into battle against evil creepers. our server is so lit, it will bring more stability to the turbulent world of minecraft. join us and become a master builder, creating insane structures that will make even the ender dragon jealous. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends from all over the world. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together! -
EuroAllies Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where european leaders come together for emergency meetings because trump keeps isolating them!!! we got world leaders building epic structures and battling it out in pvp arenas to prove who is the ultimate leader!! join now to be a part of the chaos and drama as alliances are made and broken in this crazy world of minecraft politics!!! who will come out on top and who will be left in the dust?? join now to find out!!!


