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AnnexationAlert Minecraft Server

AnnexationAlert, border issues, Canadian politics, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Furey, government response, international relations, Minecraft, national unity, political pressure, potential conflict, Premiers, provincial leaders, security concerns, seriousness, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, threats of annexation, unity among provinces

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2265	Dragon Eggs Found:	8279
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and have fun and stuff? well, dis server is like, da bomb diggity of all servers, u gotta join cuz like, u can totally annex other players’ lands and stuff. it’s like, a total warzone up in here, but in a fun way, ya know?

i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.

plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.

NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

civil liberties, data privacy, Data Protection, digital rights, freedom, Government, Minecraft, NoFearCraft, nothing to fear, nothing to hide, online privacy, personal information, privacy, privacy advocate, privacy concerns, privacy laws, privacy rights, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, transparency, Trust

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crops Grown:	5632	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.

DadBod’s Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, child support, co parenting, Communication, court order., custody battle, DadBods, dna test, ex-partner, family dynamics, family name, family relationships, last name, legal custody, mediation, Minecraft, parenting, physical custody, Server, Stability, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2320	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4870
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous battles over last names – because who wouldn’t want to fight for their son’s Minecraft username, right?

Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!

SisNameStealerCraft

Adora, baby names, baby naming, daughter’s name, family names, family tradition, hurt feelings, middle name, parenting decisions, personal connection, Pregnancy, Respect, She-Ra, sibling names, SisNameStealerCraft, sister’s opinion, special meaning, timeless names, twin sister, twinness

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your in-game creations! Just like the OP’s wife and her twin sister, we believe in choosing the perfect name for your pixelated pals.

Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!

But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?

Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!

CreeperCatastrophe

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Buildings Constructed:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

annexation, diplomatic tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, human rights violations, illegal settlements, international condemnation, international law, Israel, israeli government, israeli-palestinian conflict, land appropriation, legalization, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, MODERN, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political controversy, Server, SettleCraft, settlement expansion, territorial disputes, united nations, West Bank settlements

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

CraftyTalibanHideout

Afghan girls, Afghan women, Afghanistan, build ties, CraftyTalibanHideout, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, gender equality, global perspectives, harsh edicts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamic law, political conflict, religious extremism, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban rule, West, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4839
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Towns Built:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

Bidens, big, big oil, big pharma, big tranny, campaign contributions, campaign finance, conflicts of interest, corporate influence, ethical concerns, government transparency, influence peddling, joe biden, lobbying, Minecraft, money in politics, Oil, Options, Pharma, political corruption, political ethics., political scandals, presidential candidates, Server, special interests, trump

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christian behavior, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian identity, Christian influence, Christian Lifestyle, Christian perspective, Christian principles, Christian theocracy, Christian upbringing, Christian values, Christianity, Church, faith in God, Holycraft, Minecraft, practising Christian, president, Religion, religious beliefs, religious practices, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).