haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we measure everything in grams cuz kilogram is just too mainstream, like who even needs all dat extra weight? we got crazy builds like a giant potato made of gold blocks cuz why not? and if u join now u get a free pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow u around and oink at all ur jokes, he’s a real ham! plus we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and have a good time, even the creepers know how to bust a move. so come on down to da gram-tastic server and let’s get this party started! oink oink!
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GramCraft: Base Unit Fun
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MegaCraft Server: Meters & Kilometers
come join our wacky minecraft server where we measure things in meters and kilometers but never megameters or terrameters because that’s just too mainstream for us. why join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. it was lit, fam. another time, someone stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of cake. true story. so if you want to experience the craziness and absurdity of our server, come on over and join the fun. who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have!
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ImperialCraft: Time Warp!
lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies but also unicorns and rainbows. like imagine if time was measured in how many chickens you could juggle while riding a pig, that’s how crazy this server is. join us if you want to experience the chaos of building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the best dancers. come join the fun!