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KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	8892	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	2343
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8814
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	174
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

aerial attack, border, Conflict, crisis management., cross-border incident, drone, drone attack, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation procedures, geopolitical tensions, governor, international relations, MAYHEM, Military, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tensions, Tver region, TverCraft, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8341	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

Adventure, Allowed, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, hats, Join, Light, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, Sheep, Skyblock, squares, Survival, Tiny, wear, woohoo

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	5318
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8080	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, ANONYMOUS, banned drinks, Beverages, binge drinking, college memories, controversial drinks, drinking games, energy drinks, Four Loko, fun times, hangovers, late nights, Loko, Minecraft, Nostalgia, party culture, party lifestyle, partying, Server, socializing, Wild nights, youthful indulgence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

/MineCraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration

Alteration, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup 2 Summon, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup Summon, Interlude Timeline, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Sen-no-Rikyu, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, Summoning Info

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight for supremacy using only tea cups and saucers! Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of Tea Ceremony Champion?

But that’s not all! We have a player who literally returned from Hell to play on our server. Yes, you heard that right. This player has seen things no one should ever see, and now they’re here to dominate the Minecraft world with their otherworldly skills.

And don’t even get us started on our insane Summoning events. We’re talking about summoning rituals that will blow your mind and bring forth creatures you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you? It’s time to dive into the chaos and have the time of your life!