UnitedHealth Group Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy

blockbuster, Cigna, conflicts of interest, conglomerates, CraftyRx, CVS, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare services, healthcare system, humana, insurance companies, medication access, medication management, patient care, pharmaceuticals, pharmacies, pharmacy, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drugs, UnitedHealth Group, US patients

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	956
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!

NiecePicksHomeMCServer

assets, brother, college, control, decision, disrupt, Estate, family, high school, House, job transfer, Move, Niece, NiecePicksHomeMCServer, Remarried, RESPONSIBILITY, Schooling, senior year, SIL, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Buildings Constructed:	48
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Enchantments Applied:	227	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and trust funds collide in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of deciding where your family lives, just like in this wild story. Will you tear a family apart like our OP did, or will you make peace and find a compromise? The choice is yours!

With three outrageous options to choose from, including letting your niece live alone in a house for her senior year of high school, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate family dynamics, trust funds, and high school drama all in one epic Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MomCraft – Baby Name Dilemma

#venting, awkward, baby, baby bump, Baby name, care, Daughters, Dilemma, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gifts, grandmother, grudge, middle name, mom’s name, MomCraft, overbearing, Pregnancy, relationships, Support, Updates, Visit, WIBTAH

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your unsupportive mom and her grudges.

On our server, you can name your virtual baby after anyone you want, without any judgment or negativity. Whether it’s your mom’s first name or your favorite Minecraft character, the choice is yours! And don’t worry, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you navigate the ups and downs of pregnancy and motherhood.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of block-building, monster-fighting, and name-choosing shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual grandma for your Minecraft baby who will shower her with gifts and love. Just remember, on our server, the only grudges we hold are against creepers who blow up our builds!

PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

best insult, clever insult, creative insult, Minecraft, poetic banter, poetic burn, poetic comeback, poetic diss, poetic insult, poetic jibe, poetic language, poetic mockery, poetic put down, poetic ridicule, poetic roast, poetic sarcasm, poetic shade, poetic slam, poetic taunt, poetic zinger, PoeticRoast, Server, witty insult

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

NoDateNoPro, SwipeLeftCraft, NoProfDating, CraftyRejects, ProfessNoLove

10. Professional turn-offs in dating, 11. Relationship boundaries, 12. Career clashes in dating, 13. Job deal breakers in relationships, 14. Dating restrictions based on profession, 15. Professional incompatibility in dating, 16. Career limitations in relationships, 17. Unacceptable jobs for dating, 18. Relationship no-gos, 19. Professional preferences in dating, 2. Dating deal breakers, 20. Job-related dating restrictions., 3. Relationship red flags, 4. Unacceptable professions for dating, 5. Relationship preferences, 6. Career compatibility, 7. Dating criteria, 8. Job restrictions in dating, 9. Relationship non-starters, CraftyRejects, NoDateNoPro, NoProfDating, Professions to avoid dating, ProfessNoLove, SwipeLeftCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of dating boring old farmers and miners in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no dating policy for professions like fishermen, because let’s be real, who wants to smell like fish all the time? And don’t even get us started on those pesky redstone engineers – they’re always too busy playing with their circuits to give you any attention. So if you’re looking for a love connection that doesn’t involve smelly fish or complicated contraptions, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally)!

MissileSwapCraft

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military support, missile defense, missile technology, MissileSwapCraft, national security, nato, Patriot missiles, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons transfer

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

lol imagine a world where ukraine is like “yo, we need some patriot missiles” and the US is like “nah bruh, we good” but then ukraine is like “pls we really need them” and the US is like “okay fine, take them, we gotchu” like wut??? who knew ukraine was out here playing minecraft in real life and needed some OP weapons to take down the creepers and zombies??? join our server and maybe ukraine will ask u for help too lmao #minecraftdiplomacy

VibeCraft: Happy Tunes & Blocky Beats

auditory, beats, Behavior, blocky, Cognitive, dislike, emotions, enjoyment, Happiness, Happy, Harmony, humans, Melody, Music, Perception, Pleasure, Preferences, Psychology, Rhythm, Sensory, Taste, Tunes, VibeCraft, Vibrations, weird

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the vibrations are always bumpin’ and the creepers are always jumpin’! 🎶🕺

we got a secret underground dance party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. trust me, you ain’t never seen a thriller like this before! 💀💃

plus, our villagers are always throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts. they may look all innocent and stuff, but once the sun goes down, they know how to party like it’s 1999! 🎉🏠

so if you wanna experience the ultimate music festival in minecraft, come join us and get ready to dance your blocky butt off! 💥🎵

GelCraft: Stretchy Blocks & Tough Adventures

advanced materials, Adventures, blocks, elasticity, GelCraft, glassy gels, innovative materials, material development, material properties, material science, new materials, polymer breakthroughs, polymer elasticity, polymer engineering, polymer flexibility, polymer innovation, polymer material, polymer research, polymer strength, polymer technology, stretchable materials, stretchy, thermoplastic, TOUGH, toughness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got glassy gels that stretch like crazy! Imagine building a house out of these bad boys and watching it bounce back when a creeper blows it up. It’s like having a superpower in the game, except you’re not a superhero, you’re just a blocky character with stretchy blocks. Join now for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Döp Döp Minecraft Server

Crafty, d.., Do, dop, DÖP 😀, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Or how about a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Chicken. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret underground dance party where the music never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).

MilkedCraft Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #newborns, Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, breast milk, colostrum, infant nutrition, lactation, liquid gold, maternal bonding, maternal health, milk production, MilkedCraft, Minecraft, Motherhood, natural feeding, nursing, Nutritional benefits, parenting, Server, SWEET, Taste

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, and befriending a pet zombie named Bob. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

MagicMania Minecraft Server

Bad Luck, BELIEF, black magic, CHIPS, Conversation, CURSE, hair, Haircut, irrational thoughts, littering, MagicMania, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reddit, Religious, salon, scolding, Server, shopkeeper, superstition, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is more magical than a piece of hair in a shoe!

Join us for the craziest adventures and the most bizarre encounters. Just like the time when a player accidentally left a piece of their hair in a shop and the shop owner accused them of black magic! Who knew hair could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we have hidden treasures, epic battles, and even talking animals (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea). So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to check your shoes for any stray hairs before you log in – we don’t want any accidental curses happening on our watch!