come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and the west combined! the kremlin is shook by the chaos we have going on here. we have so much fun that even putin wants to join in on the action. build your own russian empire or team up with the west to take down the competition. who needs international relations when you can have blocky battles and epic adventures in our server? join now before we start world war 3, but in minecraft form. #minecraftdiplomacy #putinapproved
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KremlinCraft: East vs West
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ISIS Smugglecraft
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got over 400 migrants brought to the U.S. by an ISIS-affiliated smuggling network… but like, don’t worry, they’re all chill and just here to play some blocky games with us!Join us for some wild adventures, like riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall! Plus, our staff team is made up of trained dolphins who can help you navigate the treacherous waters of our server.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons, they’ll blow your mind… literally!
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few explosive surprises along the way! See you there, gamers!
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BlockBuddiesCraft
COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE SANCTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND JAPAN COMBINED!WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!
OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)
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GasPriceWars Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life like trying to sanction russia and iran but failing because gas prices are too low, like what even is that logic? on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from crazy world leaders and their shenanigans. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control gas prices and bring peace to the world. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!
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CreeperCarnageCraft
omg u guys u gotta join this server its like so lit like a creeper on fire lol. we got diamonds for days and pigs that can fly, like for real tho. one time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back, and it was like the coolest thing ever.we also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. and don’t even get me started on the parties we throw, they’re so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out with us.
plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always willing to help out. so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle or a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill and play some minecraft, but then u also wanna feel like a badass warrior fighting against evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are the hero fighting against a secret organization called the “Blockade.” they are trying to take over the server and it’s up to u and ur fellow players to stop them.
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to battle epic bosses and complete challenging quests, but u also get to ride dragons and unicorns into battle. yes, u heard me right. DRAGONS AND UNICORNS.
oh, and did i mention that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the server? yeah, u could be rolling in riches in no time.
so, what are u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this epic minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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BankofChinaRus Minecraft Server
Come join our server, where the Russian division of the Bank of China is actually run by a group of sneaky pandas who are trying to avoid getting caught up in some crazy sanctions! These pandas are experts at hiding their money in Minecraft chests and dodging those pesky secondary sanctions.You’ll have a blast navigating through our virtual world, trying to outsmart the FBI agents who are hot on the trail of these mischievous pandas. Will you help them evade capture or join forces with the feds to bring them to justice? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!
Plus, who wouldn’t want to see pandas in business suits running a bank? It’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on down and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to go along with the madness. See you there!
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CraftyKremlinConsequences
come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and warn the US of consequences if they try to mess with our epic crimea strike! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner russian spy and take down your enemies with a vodka bottle! join now or putin will personally come to your house and challenge you to a dance-off! #russianspy #putindancebattle #crimeastrike
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BabyBoomCraft
join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!
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MissileCraft Server: Russian Ambassadors
come join our epic minecraft server where we summon ambassadors and launch deadly attacks with US-made missiles!! russia be like “wtf bro” but we just laugh and keep building our crazy world of chaos and destruction. join us for the ultimate thrill ride of international drama and pixelated mayhem. you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a wild ride!