Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself couldn’t resist joining after the shooting incident. Rumor has it he’s building a wall around his base to keep out all the creepers. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft politics you’ve ever seen!
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TrumpCraft: Still the Same!
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CraftyBlockzUSA
Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
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VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!
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HamasGoneBoomCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than Israel slays Hamas leaders! since october 7, we’ve taken out half of the server’s military leadership with our insane PvP skills. join us and be part of the action-packed chaos as we conquer the virtual world one block at a time. trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling and intense server out there. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and show off your own killing spree skills!
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Democraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how trump and vance are like, not the best when it comes to democracy and stuff? well, guess what? on our server, we are all about ADVANCING democracy in minecraft world! like, we have elections for mayor of each village and stuff, it’s so cool! and, like, we don’t embrace autocrats, we embrace diamonds and emeralds, cause who needs autocrats when u have shiny gems, amirite? so, like, join our server and be a democracy champion in the land of blocks and creepers! it’s gonna be lit, trust me!
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VanceCraft: Euro Fears & TrumpLaughs
come join our minecraft server where JD Vance is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon to take over the world! he’s using his pickaxe to mine for diamonds and obsidian to build a portal to the Nether where he plans to unleash chaos on the entire server! but don’t worry, you can join us and help stop him by building epic fortresses and battling against his evil minions! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and save the world from JD Vance’s evil plans!
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UkraineCraft: Boris & Trump Edition
So, like, imagine Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, right? They’re chilling in Minecraft, building a wall around Ukraine. But then Putin shows up with a bunch of creepers and skeletons, trying to ruin their plans. It’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join our server to see if Boris and Trump can save Ukraine from the evil forces of Putin! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where Herobrine is the DJ. It’s lit, fam. Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds and ruins the party!
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TrumpCraft: IranPlotBoosted
so like, this server is so safe, even trump would feel secure here! like, we had to boost security because iran was tryna take him out in minecraft, can u believe it? but like, don’t worry, we got his back. come join our server and be protected from all the crazy plots out there. plus, we have the best parties, like, way better than the white house. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!
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CraftAssassinTrumpCNN
so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!
so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!
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Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server
so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!