United States MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenCraft Server: Not American!

Arctic, SOVEREIGNTY, response, GreenCraft, controversy

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Greenland Prime Minister is talking about it? well, this server is so freakin’ awesome that even the PM of Greenland is like, “nah, i don’t wanna be American, i wanna be on this server!”

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of the PM riding a polar bear into battle against Trump’s army of creepers. and don’t even get me started on our mini-games, like “Build-a-Wall” where u gotta build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out all the zombies and skeletons.

plus, we have the most epic community ever. like, our players are so cool that they once convinced a group of Endermen to start a dance party in the Nether. so if u wanna be part of something truly legendary, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it! #GreenlandForLife #NoToAmerica

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Vape-Free Zone

health, cessation methods, public health, harm reduction, health risks

join this epic minecraft server where we have a secret potion that will make you quit smoking instantly! just log on and your cravings will disappear like magic! we had a player who smoked 20 packs a day and now they don’t even remember what a cigarette looks like! come join us and say goodbye to stinky breath and yellow teeth! we also have a special event where if you find the hidden diamond in the world, you will be granted eternal life! yes, you heard that right, you will never die in the game! so what are you waiting for? join now and become immortal!

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Nero’sKetamineCourt Minecraft Server

current events, Political satire, Server, satire, united states

lol come join our minecraft server where we have french senators getting lit on ketamine like its a rave in ancient rome. we got emperors setting everything on fire and courtiers bowing down like they’re in a bad reality tv show. it’s a total circus up in here, you won’t know what’s real and what’s just a fever dream. so grab your pickaxe and come join the madness, because who needs sanity when you can have this much fun?

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CanalCapers Minecraft Server

central america, SOVEREIGNTY, international relations, canal, panama

so like, u know how trump be all like “i’m gonna reclaim the panama canal”? well guess what, the panama president be like “nah bro, that’s a lie!” and then they started a whole minecraft server to settle the score. join our server and help us defend the panama canal from trump’s crazy claims. we got epic battles, secret tunnels, and even a llama army. come join the fun and show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft! #llamalove #panamacanaldefenders

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IslandCraft Minecraft Server

denmark, Arctic, leader, SOVEREIGNTY, controversy

come join our minecraft server, where we have a leader who claims the whole island is ours! trump is tryna get in on the action but we ain’t havin it. we got polar bears as pets and ice cream that never melts. build your own igloo and claim your spot on the ice throne. come on, join us in the land of the frozen and the home of the brave!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, Agreement, Europe, UkraineCraft, Négotiation

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? well, come join our server where anything goes! we have a pet pig named billy who will guide you through the land of diamonds and creepers.

our server is so lit that even trump is trying to make a deal with us for exclusive mineral rights. that’s right, we have the best diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite that will make your friends jealous.

come join us and become the ultimate minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe billy’s appetite for carrots). trust us, you won’t regret it!

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UkrainianIntelGoneMinecraftServer

#intelligence gathering, intelligence sharing agreement, Ukraine crisis, united states, FT reports

lol this server is so lit, even the US is cutting off intelligence sharing with Ukraine just to play on it. like, who needs top secret info when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers all day? join us for the most insane minecraft adventures ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player on here. come see if you can spot him lurking in the shadows, ready to jump scare you at any moment. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

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SunakCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, world news, zelenskyy, trump

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we slam Trump’s treatment of Zelenskyy just like UK’s Sunak! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens laying diamond eggs! if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that gives hugs instead of explosions! plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the dankest memes on this server! join now or forever be stuck in the boring world of reality!

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MidMeeting Minecraft Server

North America, Agreement, Meeting, Server, president

so this server is like if trump was in charge of minecraft, but instead of building a wall, we build bridges with mexico and canada IN THE MIDDLE! imagine all the crazy trade deals we can make with villagers, and the epic battles we can have with creepers from different countries. come join us and make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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Trump’s Trade War Minecraft Server

international relations, reciprocal tariffs, united states, trade war, trade negotiations

so like, u know how trump is all like “merica first” and stuff? well now he’s all like “canada, u gonna get it!” he’s like gonna increase the tariffs on them maple syrup lovin’ canadians. but like, if u join our minecraft server, u can escape all that drama and build ur own wall to keep out the mobs. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any crazy world leaders tryna mess with u. come join us and build ur own empire, away from all the politics and stuff. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me!

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