join our epic minecraft server where we have Biden as the referee and he calls all the shots! he even called the israeli strike killing hezbollah’s nasrallah a ‘measure of justice’ like whaaat?! come join the chaos and see what other crazy things biden will say next! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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NasrallahsRevengeMC
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BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!
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PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!
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SpyCraft USA – Top Candidates
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SECRET SPY BASE BUT IN MINECRAFT. U CAN BE A SUPER SECRET AGENT AND GO ON MISSIONS TO SPY ON OTHER PLAYERS. WE HAVE TOP NOTCH SPY GADGETS LIKE INVISIBILITY POTION AND SECRET COMMUNICATIONS THROUGH REDSTONE. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE JAMES BOND BUT IN BLOCKY FORM. ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE, IT’S A SECRET. SPY ON YOUR FRIENDS AND FOES, BECAUSE IN THIS SERVER, EVERYONE IS A SUSPECT. LET’S GET SNEAKY AND HAVE A BLAST!
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Salman’s Blocky Kingdom Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, just like how the Saudi Crown Prince doesn’t care about the Palestinian issue, we don’t care about boring stuff either, we just wanna have fun in Minecraft, ya know?join us if you wanna build a castle made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, because why not? we don’t follow the rules, just like how the Crown Prince does whatever he wants.
plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons, just waiting for you to find them. so come join us and let’s create chaos together, because who needs politics when you have Minecraft?
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ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis
lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?
don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!
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CraftyZelensky Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky are set to meet in a battle of epic proportions! witness the tension between the gop as they argue over who will assist ukraine in this crazy world of blocky adventures. build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, or team up with your friends to create a political alliance to rule the server! with crazy events like presidential debates and diplomatic negotiations, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. join now for a chance to be the next leader of the blocky world!
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BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”
you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.
but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.
so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.
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CraftyUSA2030
Are you tired of worrying about the future of America? Well, worry no more because on our Minecraft server, the future is looking bright and blocky! Join us and witness a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house.Forget about politics and taxes, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic roller coaster in the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.
So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building the most outrageous creations you can imagine. Who needs the future of America when you can have the future of Minecraft right at your fingertips?
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LebCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!