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FunnyCraft: Where Two Faggots Can Legally Build Anything!

adoption, BUILD, children, controversial, controversial laws, discrimination, equality, Faggots, family, Family Planning, funnycraft, Legal, Legally, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love, Marriage, parenthood, parenting, RIGHTS, same sex, Social Issues, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	1461	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziest things can happen! Ever wanted to buy a baby in the United States? Well, on our server, it’s totally legal! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, from building epic structures to adopting virtual babies with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?) So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

Creepers for President: Minecraft Madness Server

biden, Biden 2024, Campaign, Competent, Confirmed, CREEPERS, Democracy, election, Future, Government, joe biden, leadership, madness, Minecraft, Politics, Presidency, president, public speaking, Server, Smart, Speech, united states, White House Correspondents, Witty

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is like Biden’s White House Correspondents speech – smart, witty, and competent! Join us and experience the thrill of Biden 2024 all day everyday! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so presidential? Join now for a chance to build your own White House and make Minecraft great again!

YenYikes Minecraft Server – Where Trump’s Dollar is King!

biden, Business, China, Competition, Crooked Joe, Disaster, Dollar, Japan, King, Limits, manufacturers, Minecraft, open field day, Plants, president, roses, Server, smart countries, trump, Trumps, united states, violations, Wake Up, yen, YenYikes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	8223

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the currency actually makes sense? Well, look no further! Join our server where the USD is worth less than dirt! That’s right, we’ve created a virtual economy where the more you have, the less it’s worth.

Imagine a world where you can trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt. Sound ridiculous? That’s because it is! But that’s the kind of chaos and hilarity you can expect on our server.

Just like how the Dollar hit a 34 year high against the Yen, our server will hit a 34 year high in entertainment value. Forget about building cool structures or battling monsters, the real challenge is navigating our wacky economy.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs stability when you can have insanity? Join now and watch as the virtual world crumbles around you in the most hilarious way possible!

The United States of Lava

America, American dream, commentary, culture, current events, Diversity, Government, humor, Identity, lava, melting pot, Multiculturalism, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Shaniquamerica, social commentary, society, States, Stereotypes, United, united states

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can escape the boring real world and enter the wacky world of Shaniquamerica! Why settle for the United States of America when you can join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures?

Join us and build your own outrageous creations, like a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a flaming chicken with laser eyes. Will you be the one to find it and claim your legendary prize?

So why wait? Join our server now and become a citizen of Shaniquamerica, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!

African American, African diaspora, banter, Beliefs, Black, black Israelites, blocky, collide, common, Community, controversial, culture, cunts, discrimination, ethnicity, FAITH, Hebrew Israelites, Israelites, racial identity, Religion, religious group, Social Issues, spirituality, Stereotypes, united states, urban areas

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Farms Harvested:	655	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft Server where black Israelites roam freely and build magnificent structures with blocks made of pure gold! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that allows you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a giant talking chicken named Cluck Norris?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Wacky World Minecraft Server and let the craziness begin!

“Trump’s Silent on Indian Invasions” – A Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cultural clash, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, immigration, India, Indian, Indian invasion, international relations, invasions, Minecraft, Politics, president, rhetoric, Server, Silence, SILENT, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states, West

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1570	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	205961	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us and explore a land where aliens ride on unicorns and Donald Trump is actually a secret agent fighting off an Indian invasion of the West with his trusty diamond sword!

Build your own fortress and defend it against hordes of zombie llamas or team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly plotting to steal all the diamonds in the world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

UkraineCraft: More Billions, More Blocks, More Fun!

Billions, blocks, Conflict, Defense, Economy, european union, finance, foreign policy, Fun, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Ukrainian government, united states, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3204	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Ukrainian superpowers ready to take on those pesky Russians! With an extra 60 billion in our pockets, we are gearing up for the ultimate showdown. Join us and witness the epic battle unfold as our Ukrainian warriors unleash their fury on the enemy. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now and be part of history in the making!

Crafty Murica: Where American Weapons Are Overrated & Players Die Like the Rest!

Air Force, American, ammunition, arms race, Army, Combat, Conflict, Crafty, Defense, defense industry, Die, firepower, Military, Murica, Overrated, Players, REST, Shooting, Superiority, Technology, united states, War, weapons

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we prove that American weapons are totally overrated! Join us and witness the hilarity as even the toughest players crumble like a soggy cookie when faced with our INSANE challenges.

Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.

Safe Haven Minecraft Server

Defense, diplomatic relations, emergency response, evacuation plan, fallout shelter, geography, Haven, least likely, Minecraft, national security, nuclear war, Peacekeeping, preparedness, Probability, Protection, risk assessment, Safe, Safety, SECURITY, Server, State, strategic location, Survival, united states

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the worries of nuclear war and build your way to safety!

Join us for a chance to craft your own bunker and protect yourself from any potential attacks. Our server is located in a secret underground base that is equipped with state-of-the-art anti-nuclear technology.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of survival in a post-apocalyptic world. They will guide you through the dangers of the wasteland and help you thrive in this new reality.

So come join us on this epic adventure and explore a world where the only thing more dangerous than the creepers is the threat of nuclear annihilation. Remember, on our server, the only thing that can destroy you is your own lack of creativity!

‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks

America, American, american culture, American dream, american history, American pride, blocks, Country, founding fathers, home of the brave, Land, land of the free, Liberty, MericaCraft, nation, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states, united states of america, US, Usa, USA pride

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Votes:	6728	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	162
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

rotmc.xyz

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

play.gemcraftmc.net

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

play.justysurvival.com

RubyCraft

Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	1464
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

mc.rubycraft.it

Minecraft Manhunt Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	1395	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Buildings Constructed:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Minecraft Manhunt Server!

McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

play.mcmanhunt.com

Voyagers Haven

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

185.150.190.184:25583

Cottagecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	265	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

**YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

play.cottagecraft.net:25572

Mineclub

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Items Found:	3617	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

play.mineclub.com

Minewool Network

Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

mc.Minewool.com

2B2T-Chinese version

Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	1756	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	785

IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

2B2T.XIN