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YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, be like, belonging, China, controversy, culture, Dispute, dude, east asia, fr fr, Identity, international relations, Minecraft, Nationality, on god, perspective, Political, rad, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, united states, YeehawCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Farms Harvested:	917	Crops Grown:	1896
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and geography? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we settle these debates in the most epic way possible – through PVP battles! Fight for Taiwan or China in our epic showdowns and prove once and for all who the rightful owner is. Plus, our server has the raddest builds and the dankest memes this side of the blocky world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s settle this once and for all, Minecraft style!

North America Divided

adorn, Automobility, Blockus, Claims, Create, Discord, Dynmap, Farmers DelightBrewery, Geopolitical, Macaw Mods, minecraft server, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, North America Divided, Roleplay, Saros Construction, Simple Animated Guns, Survival, united states, Usa, Vinery, Waypoints, Xaeros Map Mod, Yuushya Townscape

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

In a world where the United States collapsed and the inhabitants had to fend for themselves… Join us on a modded 1:80 scale map of the United States and make your own story, be a politician, a builder, a wanderer, or integrate yourself into society, the choice is yours.

NAD offers many mods including but not limited to

VineryBlockusFarmers DelightBreweryAdornAutomobilityCreateVarious Macaw ModsSaros ConstructionSimple Animated GunsYuushya Townscape

And Many More!

We do not have a Dynmap but we have Xaeros Map Mod and some waypoints in the discord or you can check the claims on the map to help you get around!Discord: https://discord.gg/CZCDS4k3dB

Hope to see you there!

na.apexmc.co

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Assistance, blinken, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Development, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, funding, Gaza Strip, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Peacebuilding, PixelPals, Reconstruction, Server, Support, united nations, united states, West Bank

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that Blinken himself announced more than $400 million in humanitarian aid to Palestinians just to make sure they can join this server and experience the madness!

imagine building your own pixelated empire while dodging creepers and zombies left and right. this server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that will make your enemies cry, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun!

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. trust me, you won’t regret it! plus, who knows, maybe Blinken will announce even more aid just for you to have a blast on this server. let’s get crafting, gamers!

CeasefireCraft: UN Security Council Edition

Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Council, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, gaza, global politics, international relations, Israel, israel palestine conflict, MIDDLE EAST, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, Plan, political negotiations, SECURITY, Truce, UN Security Council, united nations, United Nations Security Council, united states, US

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8747	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mines Excavated:	3191
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

yo, you gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the UN Security Council up in here, except we ain’t talkin’ ’bout peace treaties, we talkin’ ’bout buildin’ epic structures and takin’ down creepers like a boss.

we got the US and Israel on board, so you know it’s gonna be lit. we even got a ceasefire plan for when things get too crazy in the PvP arena.

come join us and be a part of history in the makin’. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the land of blocks and diamonds. or maybe you’ll just blow stuff up. either way, it’s gonna be a blast.

HamasHostageDealCraft

Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Hamas, HamasHostageDealCraft, hostage crisis, hostage release, hostage situation, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace talks, political negotiations, security concerns, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

OMG so like, this server is so lit that even the US is considering making a deal with Hamas to release hostages without even telling Israel! Can you imagine the drama?! Join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, even international diplomacy gone wild! Build, mine, and survive with us on this epic server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some political scandals)! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us now! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #HostageHavoc #NoDramaJustCrafting

SydneyCraft GazaWars

Australia, Conflict, Damage, demonstration, Destruction, diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, Gaza War, GazaWars, international news, MIDDLE EAST, political tension, protest, security breach, Sydney, SydneyCraft, united states, Unrest, US Consulate, Vandalism, vandalized

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if the US Consulate in Sydney got, like, totally wrecked over some war in Gaza. that’s the level of craziness you’ll find on this server, dude.

join us if you wanna be part of the most chaotic and wild Minecraft experience ever. we’ve got explosions, we’ve got crazy battles, we’ve got players who will stop at nothing to dominate the server. it’s like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then this is the place for you. come join us and see just how wild things can get. but be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Cold Feet: The Minecraft Soap Opera – 1.19.2 – Earth Map – Roleplay – Economy

1.19.2, 150+ Mods, AGGRESSIVE, building mods, cold, discord server, Drugs, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Empire, feet, Guns, historical roleplay, Immersive Engineering, Map, Minecraft, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, nato, Opera, Roleplay, server ip address, soap, soviet union, tech mods, united states, Vehicles, Warsaw Pact

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6885
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2)
Overview: Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2) allows you to lead your own historical country and do whatever you want with it. Your nation has claimed territory that is protected. Integrated Economy. Theme: The Cold War (1950s-1990s) – NATO and Warsaw Pact, the United States and Soviet Union Battle for Supremacy. Historical roleplay, tech mods, empire-building. Features: 150 mods including Mekanism, Create, Immersive Engineering, Building Mods, Vehicles, Drugs, Guns/Muskets. Links: View Modlist here. Check out the Map with Claims on Dynmap. Join Discord Server for more information here. Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz

Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2)

Overview: Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2) allows you to lead your own historical country and do whatever you want with it. Your nation has claimed territory that is protected. Integrated Economy.

Theme: The Cold War (1950s-1990s) – NATO and Warsaw Pact, the United States and Soviet Union Battle for Supremacy. Historical roleplay, tech mods, empire-building.

Features: 150 mods including Mekanism, Create, Immersive Engineering, Building Mods, Vehicles, Drugs, Guns/Muskets.

Links: View Modlist here. Check out the Map with Claims on Dynmap. Join Discord Server for more information here.

Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the Cold War Modded Earth Server?

To join the server, you will need to use the Minecraft Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz. Make sure you have the necessary mods installed before connecting.

2. Can I choose my own country to lead on the server?

Yes, you can lead your own historical country on the server. You have the freedom to choose any country and shape its destiny as you see fit.

3. What kind of gameplay can I expect on the Cold War server?

The gameplay on the server revolves around the Cold War era, with players engaging in historical roleplay, exploring tech mods, and building empires. You can choose to be peaceful or aggressive in your approach.

4. Are there any specific rules or restrictions on the server?

While there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players, the server encourages creativity and diversity in gameplay styles.

5. How can I get more information about the server and modpack?

You can find more information about the server and modpack on the Discord server linked above. Feel free to join the Discord community for updates, discussions, and support.

Macron’s Explosive MineCraft

Alliance, Conflict prevention, cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, explosive, foreign policy, France, France diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, prevent explosion, regional stability, united states, US

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3058
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild party in the middle east but without the explosions, ya feel me? Macron be all like “we gotta stop the boom boom” and we be like “nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and have fun in minecraft”. so come join us and let’s make the middle east a peaceful place, one block at a time. let’s do dis, fam! 🎉🔥🚀

CongoCoupCraft

Access, alleged roles, AMERICANS, Central Africa, Conflict, Congo, CongoCoupCraft, coup attempt, Democracy, detained, detainment, Diplomatic, foreign affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Legal, Political, U.S, united states

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Crops Grown:	9351
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s lit af, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. our admins are like unicorns, magical and majestic.

join us and u might just find a diamond block in a chest full of cookies. we got a secret underground base where we throw parties with ender dragons and zombie pigmen.

plus, we got a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal and takes u to a land of rainbow sheep and talking llamas.

so, come on and join us, cuz this server is more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night. let’s get craaaaazy!

KharkivHavocCraft

ADVANCE, aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivHavocCraft, Military, nato, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	3143
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie pigs start dancing the cha cha slide around you. it’s like, so random and hilarious, you won’t be able to stop laughing.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

plus, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance off. it’s like, the most epic showdown ever.

so, like, forget about all those boring servers, come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. you won’t regret it, bro.

BaconCraft: The Caviar Challenge

bacon, BaconCraft, Caviar, challenge, Culinary, delicacy, exclusive, expensive, Extravagant, Farming, fine dining, Food, Gourmet, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, opulence, rare, rare treat, Wealthy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6994	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5507	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Towns Built:	2

join dis minecraft server and u can farm bacon like itz the rarest thing in da world. u gotta work hard for dat crispy goodness. but guess what? caviar iz like dirt easy to farm here. u can have fancy fish eggs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. itz like u a fancy millionaire without even trying. come join us and live da high life with bacon and caviar galore. itz gonna be a feast fit for a king, or at least a minecraft player pretending to be one.

AcneCraft: Omega3 Deficit – Level Up Your Skin

acne, AcneCraft, deficit, deficits, dietary habits, healthy skin, Inflammatory Response, LEVEL, long-term effects, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, omega-3 deficiency, omega-3 fatty acids, Omega3, participants, Prevention, research, Severity, skin, skin care, skin conditions, skin health, study, target levels, Treatment

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2765
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can level up ur omega-3 fatty acids and Mediterranean diet skills to fight off acne like a pro! 98.3% of players start with deficits in omega-3s, but if u reach ur target levels, u will see ur acne vanish like magic! come join us for a wild ride of skincare and survival, and watch as ur skin clears up faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

NudeCraft: Minecraft Server

adult content, Daring, exhibitionism, explicit content, Minecraft, my gf in a bar outside, naked in public, naughty adventures, NudeCraft, outrageous behavior, pic is related, post your best, public display, public nudity, revealing outfits, risky behavior, scandalous behavior, Server, social norms, taboo activities, Uncensored, wild night out

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7032
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wear clothes all the time? Well, look no further because on our server, you can run around butt-naked in public and nobody will bat an eye!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can post your best naked pic and win fabulous prizes! Just like the pic related, where my girlfriend was at a bar outside…wait, what?

Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to cover up when your mom walks in…or not, we won’t judge!

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Exclusive content, Gaming Community, hoyoverse, In-game stickers, Japanese version, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen, please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Trailer, Uniform, Website, Where the Miracle Began, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZenlessZoneZero, ZZZ stickers, ZZZ2024, ZZZFREE100, ZZZTVCM

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
New Chunks Explored:	783125	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic adventures of Ellen, a character with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors who will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with lore that will make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and prepare to be amazed!

And if you need more reasons to join, how about redeemable codes that can only be claimed in-game? Get your hands on ZZZFREE100, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZZZ2024, and ZZZTVCM to unlock exclusive content and rewards.

Still not convinced? We even have ZZZ stickers that will make your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

BroCraftBroblems

Appearance, AQUARIUM, bathroom etiquette, beach day, BroCraftBroblems, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Fishing, Friends, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, peer pressure, personal boundaries, public restrooms, ride home, shopping center, sibling relationships, social dynamics, Transportation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of waiting in long lines for the bathroom? Join our Minecraft server where there are no lines at all! You can pee wherever you want, whenever you want! No more waiting for your turn, just let it flow!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who ditch you because of your looks. We embrace all players, no matter how feminine they may appear. In fact, we have a special “gender-bending” skin pack just for those who want to confuse their friends even more!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fishing for is laughs! Who needs a beach when you can have a virtual world full of ridiculousness and fun? See you there, bathroom warriors!

CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server

30 Years, court case, CraftyPride, criminal justice, discrimination, hate crime, Homophobia, international news, Iran2Norway, Iranian-born, Justice, Legal System, LGBTQ, man, Minecraft, minority rights, norway, Pride Attack, Prison, sentenced, Server, Social Issues, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

BlipCraft, cognitive distortion., Communication, Freudian, Freudian analysis, Freudian blip, Freudian concept, Freudian interpretation, Freudian perspective, Freudian phenomenon, Freudian psychology, Freudian slip, Freudian theory, Fun, language processing, linguistic error, mental health, mishearing, misspeaking, psychoanalysis, psychological reason, Slip, speech error, subconscious

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

CRISTALLIX Minecraft server

Adventure, Bedwars, building, CastleFight, character decoration, CRISTALLIX, CustomSteveChaos, Galax, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Mods, Pixelmon, PvP battles, RPG, Server, Simulators, Skywars, technomagic, twerking

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	501
Void Armor Forged:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.

On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!

Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.

And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.

CRISTALLIX.GGMINE.RU

BigGirlLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big girls, BigGirlLove, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, curvy women, DATING, empowerment, Inclusivity, love, Minecraft, plus size, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, society standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	452	Endless Night Skies:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter!

LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Void Gems Collected:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.