LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GAZA CEASEFIRE BUT WITHOUT THE DRAMA. BIDEN WOULD TOTALLY JOIN IF HE WAS INTO MINECRAFT. COME BUILD BLOCKS INSTEAD OF BOMBS. WE PROMISE NO EXPLOSIONS, JUST CREEPERS. JOIN NOW BEFORE BIDEN STEALS YOUR DIAMONDS. #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #BIDENLOVESBLOCKS
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BrinkOfBlockCraft
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NATOcraft: US Leadership Sinks
lol this server is like a NATO meeting but way more fun cuz we don’t talk politics we talk MINECRAFT. join us and watch your approval rating soar like a creeper exploding in a village. forget about world leaders, come build your own empire with us. plus, our mods are cooler than any NATO member, trust me. come join the chaos and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun
Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before!
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TrumpCraft: Build Walls, Not Bridges
so like, this server is like the ultimate defense training ground, bro. we’re talking building fortresses, crafting weapons, and protecting your land from creepers and zombies. and get this, if you join, you’ll be helping Poland support Trump’s call for NATO members to spend 5% of GDP on defense. yeah, you heard that right. so come join us and show those mobs who’s boss while also supporting international politics. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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GreenlandSplitCraft
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can team up with putin and trump to split greenland? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what this server is all about! imagine building your own secret base in greenland with putin and trump as your neighbors. u can have epic battles with polar bears and mine for diamonds in the icy tundra. plus, there’s a special event where u can ride a polar bear into battle against evil snowmen. so come join us and let’s make greenland great again…or something like that.
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MarketCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE THE KREMLIN TRYNA PLAY MINECRAFT AND THEY BE SAYIN NEW US SANCTIONS GONNA MAKE DA MARKETS GO WILD. SO IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ECONOMICS AND BUILD UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE, DIS DA PLACE TO BE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT PUTIN HIMSELF GONNA DROP BY AND CHALLENGE U TO A BUILD-OFF. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!
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AussieCraft: Meta Madness!
lolz come join our minecraft server where we have kangaroos as pets and koalas as mounts! we got crocodiles in the water and drop bears in the trees, watch out mate! our server is so lit, even the kangaroos are doing sick parkour moves.we have a secret underground base where we keep all the vegemite and tim tams, you gotta pass the boomerang challenge to get in. our pvp arena is a giant didgeridoo where you battle it out with diamond swords and boomerangs.
join us for a true aussie experience, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a drop bear with a taste for noobs. fair dinkum, mate!
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WildfireWarriorsMC
so, like, u know how ukraine is, like, really far away from united states, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server has ukrainian rescuers who can, like, put out wildfires in united states! how crazy is that?! join our server and help save the day with these heroic ukrainian rescuers! plus, they have super cool outfits and accents that will make u swoon. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join our server and be a part of this epic adventure? come on, what are u waiting for?! join now and be a hero with the ukrainian rescuers!
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TrudeauCraft: Tariff Trouble!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the tariff threats from Trump! Trudeau himself is playing on our server and he’s like “yo US consumers, come chill with us and avoid the harm of those crazy tariffs!” We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the tariffs and trade with other countries for epic loot. Plus, we have a pet moose named Justin who will guide you through the wilderness and protect you from any tariff monsters. So come on over and let’s build a wall of friendship together!
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MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!
lol so like, u know how canada is like, right next to the US? well, imagine if it was the 51st state! trudeau be like “nah fam, not gonna happen” but on this minecraft server, ANYTHING can happen! come join us and build ur own canadian-american utopia, eh? we got maple syrup flowing like rivers and moose riding around on roller skates. plus, justin bieber is our official server mascot, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make canada the 51st US state a reality!