LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE IF TRUMP WAS PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT AND HE SAID “YEAH ISRAEL, GO FIGHT HAMAS IF DEY ACTIN’ UP” HAHAHAHAHAHA. WE GOT CRAZY PVP BATTLES LIKE ISRAEL VS HAMAS BUT WITH BLOCKS AND DIAMOND SWORDS. COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA WINNER, ISRAEL OR HAMAS?! 😂🤣🔥🗡️ #TRUMPAPPROVED #BLOCKWARFARE #ISRAELVS HAMAS
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CraftyCreeperz
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CanuckCraft: No Mercy for US
join our epic minecraft server where we will not hesitate to hit you with billions of fun and crazy adventures! build your own empire and conquer the land with your friends. beware of the evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to attack at any moment. but fear not, for you have the power of friendship and creativity on your side. come join us and let’s show the world that canada is not to be messed with in the world of minecraft!
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XiCraft: Building Peaceful Worlds
so like, u know how trump and xi are like, talking and stuff? well, on this epic minecraft server, u can be like trump and xi, making the world more peaceful but in a minecraft way, u know? join us and build epic peace monuments and negotiate with other players for resources and stuff. who knew minecraft could be so diplomatic, right? come join us and be a peacemaker in the most epic way possible! #worldpeace #minecraftdiplomacy
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ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
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Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz
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CraftyTrump’sGreenDeal
so like, u kno how trump was all like talkin to denmark bout buyin greenland? well, get this, he was actually just prank callin them! he was all like “im gonna put tariffs on u if u dont sell me greenland” but then he was like “lol jk, just playin bro!” it was so funny, u gotta join our minecraft server to hear more crazy stories like this! we got the best trolls and pranks, u wont believe ur ears! come join us and be part of the madness!
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DenmarkCraft Server: No Walls, Just Blocks!
so, like, you wanna join our server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a rollercoaster of fun and craziness! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you for a week. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with the creepers.oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by none other than president trump himself? yeah, he called up our PM Mette Frederiksen and was like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta check it out.” so, like, if you wanna be on the same wavelength as the president, you better join us now.
plus, we have a special event where you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. it’s like the battle of the century, i tell ya. so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin!
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CraftyZelenskyyWarStopper
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic Minecraft server where all the players are like, super cool and funny and stuff. like, you log on and everyone is just cracking jokes and having a blast.but get this, there’s also this secret underground society of players who are like, super sneaky and mysterious. they go around pulling pranks on everyone and causing chaos. it’s like a whole other world within the server.
oh, and did i mention the admin events? yeah, every week the admins come up with these insane challenges and events for everyone to participate in. like, one time they turned the whole server into a giant parkour course and whoever finished first got a special prize.
plus, the server has the best builds you’ve ever seen. like, there’s a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. it’s insane.
so yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s full of laughs, surprises, and epic builds, then you gotta check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BidenCraft2021
Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we build the craziest shiz ever! We got giant chickens that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Biden himself decided to retire from politics and join us. He gave his farewell speech in the Oval Office, thanking us for showing him the true meaning of friendship and block-building.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. Let the madness begin!
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CraftyCeasefire2021
so like, u know how qatar is all like, in the middle east and stuff? well guess what, their prime minister is all like, “yo, thanks biden and trump for helping us out with this ceasefire.” like, can u imagine biden and trump teaming up to stop all the fighting? that’s some crazy stuff right there.anyways, if u wanna be part of something as wild as that, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the craziest builds and the most epic battles u can imagine. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave once u join.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of something truly insane. u won’t regret it, trust me.