lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!
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Trump’s Expat Eviction Party
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BombasticBlocks
so, like, if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! we got explosions bigger than Trump lifting a 2,000-pound bomb supply to Israel! Walla News even reported on it, so you know it’s legit.join us for some crazy fun and see if you can survive the chaos. build your own bomb shelter or go all out and embrace the madness. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!
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GreenCraft Server: Not American, Just Green!
so like, u know how greenland is like, tryna be all independent and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for u to escape from all that political drama, u feel me? join us and build ur own lil virtual greenland where u can be the ruler and make all the decisions, no americans telling u what to do here, just u and ur blocky creations. plus, we have like, secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests that u can find if u have the skills to navigate through our crazy world. so come on over and be the master of ur own destiny, just like the greenland pm, but without all the stress and responsibility, u know?
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PanicCraft: Don’t Snatch My Canal!
lol u know what else russia should warn against? not joining our minecraft server!!! like, seriously, if u dont join u might as well be snatching the panama canal yourself. our server is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper-infested cave. we have diamonds for days, like seriously, our caves are practically paved with them. and the mobs? oh man, don’t even get me started. we have a secret mob boss named Herobrine who will challenge u to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of zombie pigmen. so what are u waiting for? join now before russia comes after u for not being part of our epic minecraft world.
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KimJongCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than trump calling north korea a ‘nuclear power’! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with other players to take down the evil dictator of the server who thinks he’s a nuclear power too. Seoul is shaking in their boots at the madness happening on our server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the insanity! plus, we have free virtual kimchi for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now!
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CreeperNation: No TNT griefing allowed!
If you could pass one law in the U.S. today, it would be mandatory llama riding on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, llamas are the new mode of transportation in our virtual world. And not just any llamas, but rainbow-colored, sparkly llamas that can fly. Imagine soaring through the pixelated skies on a majestic llama, leaving all your friends in awe.But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the server, granting wishes to those who can find it.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with monsters, and make wishes on unicorns? It’s a lawless land of fun and adventure, and we want you to be a part of it. Join now and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!
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CubanCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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PutinCraft: Make a Deal & End the War!
come join this epic minecraft server where we have trump and putin battling it out in a virtual world! trump is telling putin to stop destroying russia and make a deal in ukraine war, but putin is like nah bro i’m gonna keep fighting! join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! come on, what are you waiting for?! let’s goooooo!
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WHOaCraft Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER HEALTH ORGANIZATION THAN THE REAL WORLD HAHA. TRUMP MAY HAVE PULLED OUT BUT WE’RE STILL HERE SAVING LIVES WITH OUR MINECRAFT DOCTORS AND POTION BREWERS. WE CURE ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND CREEPERS WITH OUR MAGICAL HEALING POWERS. JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THE FIGHT AGAINST BLOCKY DISEASES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE WORKING ON A CURE FOR CREEPER EXPLOSIONS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON IN AND BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC HEALTHCARE REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. #BLOCKYLIVESMATTER #SAVETHEZOMBIES
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MineCraftyTariffWars
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “we gonna build a wall in minecraft and make mexico and canada pay for it with diamonds!” and everyone is just mining away trying to get enough diamonds to pay off the tariffs. but then, like, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and potions. it’s like a crazy adventure trying to sneak past the border patrol and find the treasure before trump catches you! join now for the most wild and wacky minecraft experience ever!