so, like, u know how trump is all like “america first” and stuff? well, the eu is like “we have other options, bro” and they’re not messin around. they got their own minecraft server and it’s lit af. like, they got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. no joke. and the best part is, u get to build a wall around ur house to keep out all the haters. so come join us on the eu’s minecraft server and show trump’s america that we don’t need them. we got our own options, yo.
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EuroCraft: Trumped Out!
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KremlinCraft: Trump’s Server Review
so, like, u know how putin is like, ruling russia and stuff? well, trump is like, saying he’s not doing so well. but who cares about that when u can join our epic minecraft server instead?! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens. forget about politics, come join the fun on our server and leave putin and trump to duke it out in their own little world. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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CraftyTrump10
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! our server is so lit, even donald trump is considering a 10% tariff on china just to get a piece of the action. build your own wall, make deals with villagers, and watch out for creepers who are secretly russian spies. join now and make minecraft great again!
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BiblicalBlockLand
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the players are all, like, living in a world where trump’s UN ambassador is, like, saying israel has this ‘biblical right’ to the west bank. like, what even is that? it’s so wacky and wild, you gotta see it to believe it. join now for a totally bonkers time, dude.
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TerrorCraft: GreenCardGrieferTelAviv
omg u guys u gotta join this server it’s like the wildest ride of ur life u can build ur own house and battle dragons and stuff but get this, one time a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server causing chaos everywhere lmao it was so epic u gotta see it to believe it so come join us and experience the madness for urself! also, there’s a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about so if u wanna be in the inner circle u gotta join now before it’s too late! #potatoparty #minecraftmadness
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PanamaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how russia is all like, “yo trump, don’t even THINK about takin’ the panama canal”? well, on this server, we got a whole buncha canals for u to seize! we got canals made of DIAMONDS, canals filled with LAVA, canals that lead to a secret underwater base where u can find the lost city of ATLANTIS! join our server and show russia who’s boss by seizing all the canals u want! #canalseizure2020 #minecraftmadness
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BlockyBiblicalRights
so like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own biblical kingdom in the west bank? yea, u heard me right. u can be like the ambassador of ur own lil kingdom and have epic battles with other players for control of the land. it’s like a real life game of thrones but in minecraft. plus, u get to hang out with trump’s UN ambassador pick, who is totally cool with u claiming ur ‘biblical right’ to the land. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyTrump’s Aid Freeze: Ukraine Unfrozen!
join our server and build a wall to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to keep out the immigrants! but don’t worry, our server is very inclusive and welcomes all players, even if you’re a zombie or a skeleton!rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off. but be careful, his moves are killer!
we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items and treasure, but watch out for the lava pits and traps set by the evil ender dragon!
come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. who needs foreign aid when you have a server this epic?!
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CraftyComrades: XiPutinLoveTriangle
come join our epic minecraft server where xi and putin are besties and trump’s return is causing chaos and anxiety! we got crazy alliances, intense battles, and a whole lot of drama! build your own empire, make new friends, and maybe even start a world war or two! with non-stop action and unpredictable twists, you’ll never want to leave this wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!
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ClimateCraft Minecraft Server
yo, you gotta join this server cuz it’s like the Paris climate agreement but on steroids, bro. like, trump’s exit from the agreement ain’t got nothin’ on the craziness happenin’ here. we got volcanoes eruptin’ every hour, makin’ the whole server look like a post-apocalyptic wasteland. but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect ya from the lava showers.and get this, instead of creepers blowin’ up your builds, we got giant chickens stompin’ around, squawkin’ and layin’ explosive eggs everywhere. it’s like a real-life game of chicken, but with a twist.
plus, our community is so lit, we got players from all over the world, includin’ aliens from Mars and vampires from Transylvania. you never know who you’ll run into next, so keep your sword handy and your wits about ya.
so come on down to our server, where the climate may be chaotic but the fun never stops. join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it.