united states Minecraft Servers

United States

  • Trump’s Dictatorial Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Dictatorial Minecraft Server

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    So, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft server? It’s, like, the bomb dot com, bro. Like, seriously, you gotta join this server ASAP.

    First off, let me tell you about the players on this server. They’re like a mix of French, Germans, and British peeps who all think Trump is a dictator. Can you believe it? They’re all united in their hatred for the orange man.

    But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are, like, total geniuses. They’ve created this whole new world where pigs can talk and cows can fly. It’s, like, a total trip, man.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Steve. Yeah, that’s right, THE Steve. Rumor has it he’s got diamond armor for days and can take down a creeper with his eyes closed.

    So, if you wanna join a server where the players are woke and the admins are wizards, come on down to this totally rad Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • MuskCraft Server: Putin Approved!

    MuskCraft Server: Putin Approved!

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    so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, elon musk and putin have been like, bffs for two whole years, and they’re like, totally obsessed with our server. they even built a secret base together where they plan world domination using only diamond swords and enchanted armor.

    if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, join our server now! we have crazy events like pig racing and creeper karaoke. plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want.

    so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with elon and putin too.

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  • CraftyFreedom Minecraft Server

    CraftyFreedom Minecraft Server

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    u know why US on watchlist? cuz they too busy playin on this minecraft server! join us for the craziest adventures and wackiest builds u ever seen. we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers tellin jokes. u wanna be part of the madness? come join us now before the government shuts us down for bein too much fun! #minecraft4life #freedomtobuild

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  • JungleCraft Minecraft Server

    JungleCraft Minecraft Server

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we slam trump like china slams trump’s return to the ‘law of the jungle’ but in a fun way! we have crazy builds that will make your head spin like a top and pvp battles that will have you screaming like a banshee.

    our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society of minecraft wizards. we have events like pig racing and chicken jousting that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs the law of the jungle when you can have the law of the minecraft? come on, you know you want to!

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  • UkraineCraft Server: “Survive Trump”

    UkraineCraft Server: “Survive Trump”

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    So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Trump said Ukraine “may not survive” but our server is, like, the ultimate survival challenge, ya know? Like, you gotta build the craziest bases and fight off mobs like your life depends on it. Plus, we got this insane story where the Ender Dragon is actually Trump’s pet dragon and he’s trying to take over the server. It’s wild, man. So come join us and show Trump that Ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us!

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  • NATO-Free Minecraft Server

    NATO-Free Minecraft Server

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    lol imagine if elon musk played minecraft and joined our server. he’d be like “wow this server is out of this world just like my rockets” and we’d be like “yeah elon, we even have a secret base on mars in the game”. join our server for a chance to play with elon musk and build crazy inventions like a flying pig or a diamond-powered car. who needs nato when you have a minecraft server that’s more lit than a tesla on autopilot? come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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  • SwissCraft Minecraft Server

    SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got blacklisted by the US for “unfair trade”? well, that’s us! we’re so lit that even the government can’t handle our awesomeness. join us for a wild ride of trading diamonds for dirt and building the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. come join the chaos and see why we’re the most wanted server in the world. also, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. yeah, it’s that kind of party.

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  • CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

    CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

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    come join this epic minecraft server where trump is the king and he’s making all the americans suffer in his trade war but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from his crazy ideas 😂😂 build your own wall to keep out the mobs and make america great again one block at a time 🇺🇸 join now and show trump who’s really in charge in this wacky world of blocks and memes 😜 #minecraftforpresident #buildthewallwithdiamonds 🚧💎

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  • UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

    UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we mine so many minerals that even trump would be impressed! he might even start sending aid to ukraine again just to get a piece of the action! our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like they’re going out of style. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest minerals and treasures. rumor has it, if you find the hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical minecraft genie. so what are you waiting for? come join us and start mining your way to riches!

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  • Elon’s NATO Exit Minecraft Server

    Elon’s NATO Exit Minecraft Server

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    lol u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by elon musk? well now u can cuz he’s too busy tryna get the US outta NATO so he handed over the reins to us. join our server for a chance to mine with elon himself, maybe he’ll even give u a tesla in game. who needs NATO when u got diamonds, amirite? come join us for a wild ride, we promise it’ll be outta this world (literally, elon’s tryna colonize mars next). sign up now before elon changes his mind and decides to build a minecraft rocket instead.

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