United States MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

CraftyCanuck, Minecraft, Trump allies, NAFTA, negotiations

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Economy, Politics, international trade, stand up to bully, trade agreements

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

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CeasefireCraft2020

peace talks, Conflict Resolution, Négotiation, Ukraine, Agreement

so, like, u know how ukraine is all in the news and stuff? well, imagine if u could be part of that drama but in MINECRAFT! like, u can join our server and be a part of the epic ukraine election saga. trump envoy is like, “yo, ukraine, hold elections after u stop fighting, k?” and u can be there to witness it all go down in blocky pixel form. join our server for all the political drama and chaos u could ever want in a minecraft world. plus, we have free virtual snacks at our virtual election parties. come join the fun!

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CraftyTariffWars

trade war, China, tariffs deadline, mexico, Tariffs

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

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BlockyTrumpSanctions

trump, Diplomacy, Politics, world leaders, Allies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

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EUTradeCraft

Politics, Tariffs, import/export, foreign policy, diplomatic tensions

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

U.S, uncertainty, opinion, leadership, Minecraft

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

panama, ImperialCraft, Memories, Tears, threat

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

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CraftyCanuckz

defiance, protectionism, Dispute, Economy, trump

so like, u know how trump be all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on canada”? well, mark carney be all like “nah fam, we ain’t gonna take that sh*t from a bully” and now canada is all fired up and ready to throw down with the big bad orange man. join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between canada and trump. build your own fortress, gather allies, and show that bully who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. come join us and let’s show trump that canada ain’t messin’ around! #canadastrong #minecraftresistance

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TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, economic impact, Government, Economy, North America

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

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