imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)
if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot diamonds out of your hands and fly on a magic carpet made of emeralds.
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you?
so come join us on this epic adventure and become the ultimate minecraft master!
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
play.cubivalcraft.net
lifesteal smp with tpa no netherite and no elytra world border of 8k blocks so there is lots of fights (server starting on friday 13th)
65.108.13.182:10010
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to find true love with an indog. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a new trend of inter-species relationships on our server.
But be warned, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that the owner once built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see where the craziness takes you. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with an indog too.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the virtual world in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual pizza rolls.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the 90s! Just be sure to bring your fanny pack and your best grunge outfit – it’s gonna be a totally tubular time!
Join us for some wild adventures as we fight against injustice and blow stuff up for the greater good! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft revolution you’ve ever seen! Let’s show those Russian guards who’s boss, one TNT block at a time!
we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. legend says that the first person to uncover the treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry.
our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your screenshots. they may explode your house, but at least you’ll have a funny picture to remember it by!
so come on over to our server and join the chaos. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with us!
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