united states Minecraft Servers

United States

  • NoTariffsJustBlockUS

    NoTariffsJustBlockUS

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to worry about Trump’s tariffs cutting off your precious imports and exports! Why deal with the drama of international trade when you can join us and build your own virtual empire without any pesky tariffs getting in the way?

    Imagine a world where Canada, Mexico, and China are all just jealous of our Minecraft skills and decide to cut off the US from imports and exports out of pure spite. But fear not, because on our server, you can trade and build to your heart’s content without any real-world consequences!

    So come join us and escape the chaos of international politics by diving into the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs trade deals when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GovtGoneWildCraft

    GovtGoneWildCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

    TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

    but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

    if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyBoomers911

    CraftyBoomers911

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Picture this: on our server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans await you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CanalCraft: No More Chinese!

    CanalCraft: No More Chinese!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground base full of llamas wearin top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and serve diamond-encrusted cake.

    also, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from ur eyes.

    oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks and flying pigs? yea, it’s pretty lit.

    so come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EliteCraft Minecraft Server

    EliteCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TrumpTailsMC

    TrumpTailsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanucks: No Tariff Takedown

    CraftyCanucks: No Tariff Takedown

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from real life drama, you know? like, imagine if trump tried to mess with canada, and canada was just like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna back down!” that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on this server, except instead of trade wars, we’re battling it out in epic minecraft battles.

    join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.

    plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyAlliesVSOrangeMan

    CraftyAlliesVSOrangeMan

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who needs political drama when you can create your own world of fun and excitement? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP