United States MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

Exile, national security, migrant detention, illegal immigrants, US immigration

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

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RareEarthRansom

rare earths, united states, selfish, economic strategy, Plan

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

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MapleCraft: Respect Our Blocks!

Diplomacy, rhetoric, Canada, Ambassador, Statements

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz we got the canadian ambassador to the UN on here, and he’s all like, “we deserve to be treated with respect, eh?” like, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server with someone so fancy shmancy, right?

plus, we got this crazy story about how the ambassador once challenged trump to a build battle in minecraft, and totally whooped his butt. like, trump was all like, “i’m the best builder, believe me,” but then the ambassador came in with his igloo building skills and just blew him out of the water. it was epic, man.

so yeah, come join our server and hang out with the canadian ambassador. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge him to a build battle yourself. eh?

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ElSalvadorCraft: Deportee Edition

rubio, foreign policy, American citizens, central america, negotiations

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, totally off the hook, man. like, you gotta join because we have this crazy story where el salvador is making this “extraordinary” offer to the US about deportees, even american citizens. like, what even is that, right? it’s like a whole new level of wildness. so if you wanna be part of something totally insane and out of this world, join our server now! who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, am i right? let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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WTOcraft: China vs Trump

political tension, trade negotiations, WTOcraft, diplomatic relations, trade war

so u know how trump be all like “imma put tariffs on china” and china be all like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ that”? well now china be hittin’ back and complainin’ to the WTO like “yo, this ain’t fair, trump be trippin’”. but guess what? on this minecraft server, we don’t care ’bout no tariffs or complaints, we just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. join us and escape all that drama, build a giant panda statue or a great wall of china replica, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the political nonsense and just chill with your fellow gamers. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time. #minecraftforlife #notariffshere #chinahitsback

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TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

DOMINATING, reddit, OVERWHELMING, controversial, saturation

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound

DeporteeCraft, ElSalvadorBound, el salvador, international relations, diplomatic agreement

lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!

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TariffTangoCraft

foreign policy, Politics, DELAY, bilateral agreements, economic diplomacy

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCreeperUNEXIT

Human Rights Council, trump, MIDDLE EAST, Diplomacy, CraftyCreeperUNEXIT

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziest stuff goin on. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

you gotta join cuz, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamond armor for days, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

oh, and if you join now, you get a free llama that spits out diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. diamonds.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, bro.

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RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, quid pro quo, exchange, rare earths, RareEarthCraft

so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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