United States MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Putin’s Wild West Minecraft Server

terms, Minecraft, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, putin

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and talking llamas.

our server is so lit that even Putin tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to make his own terms for playing. like, bro, we don’t negotiate with world leaders, we just want to have fun building stuff and blowing things up.

so if you’re looking for a wild time with a bunch of crazy players, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it. unless you’re Putin, then you might be a little disappointed.

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ParisMilitarySummit Minecraft Server

ParisMilitarySummit, exclusion, summit, military representatives, exclusionary practices

so, like, you know how the US wasn’t invited to this big summit in Paris with all the military people? well, that’s because they were too busy playing on our EPIC Minecraft server! yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even world leaders can’t resist joining in on the fun.

we’ve got crazy builds, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a maze that’s so confusing, even a pro gamer couldn’t escape. and don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas and another that gives you super speed so you can zoom around the map like a madman.

plus, we’ve got the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to help out a fellow player, whether it’s giving them resources or teaming up to take down a boss. so come join us on our server and see why the US military is missing out on all the fun!

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Putin’s Poker Palace Minecraft Server

world news, diplomatic relations, Négotiation, Putins, Server

join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between trump and putin in ukraine! build your own wall to keep out pesky mobs and negotiate peace treaties with other players. who will come out on top in this crazy showdown? find out by joining today! plus, get exclusive access to a secret bunker filled with diamonds and gold if you join now! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

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CraftyRights Minecraft Server

human rights abuses, global affairs, civil liberties, international law, activism

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best thing ever, okay? like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns and dragons and, like, flying pigs, man.

and, like, if you join, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and, like, turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

also, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but, like, be careful what you wish for because one time someone wished for a million diamonds and got crushed by them.

so, like, join this server if you want to have the most epic and craziest time of your life, dude.

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RoyalRuckus Minecraft Server

Server, Politics, Protocol, Canada, international relations

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz Trump is like totally pissed that King Charles welcomed Zelenskyy and Trudeau, like what even bro? It’s like a virtual world where u can build ur own kingdom and make alliances with other players, just like in real life but without all the drama and Twitter rants. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats. So, like, come join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss in this pixelated world of madness and mayhem!

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UkraineCraft Server – Build Walls, Not Cutoffs!

president, BUILD, trump, United Kingdom, Ukraine

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. it’s like a crazy fantasy land on steroids, man. and get this, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. it’s lit, fam.

and like, the best part is, we got this super rare block that can only be found in our server. it’s called the “dabstone” and if you find it, you become the king of the server. everyone bows down to you and you get a crown made out of diamonds. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet panda that can do backflips and breakdance? yeah, he’s like the coolest panda in all of Minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

so like, if you wanna have the time of your life and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the madness, bro!

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ElectricityEmporium Minecraft Server

Economy, power, economic impact, trade war, Minecraft

yo, u ever been on a minecraft server where the electricity is so lit that even Ontario is like “damn, we gotta slap a 25% increase on exports to the US”? well, welcome to our server where the power is so electric, even Trump’s trade war can’t handle it. join us for a shockingly good time and see why everyone is buzzing about our electrifying gameplay. come on, don’t be a wattage, join now! ⚡️🔌🎮

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Trudeau’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

trade agreements, Server, Politics, Diplomacy, Trump threats

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server, where we got trudeau himself droppin’ truth bombs like it’s hot potato. he be like “canada ain’t no free ride, eh” and we all like “whaaat?” but then we realize he right and we start buildin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

we got trump threats flyin’ left and right, but we ain’t scared cuz we got trudeau holdin’ it down for us. come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between world leaders in minecraft history. build your own fortress, team up with trudeau, and show trump who’s boss.

ain’t no time to waste, join now and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe trudeau will drop another bombshell and change the course of history in our minecraft world. don’t miss out, join now and be part of the craziness.

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Bulletproof Minecraft Server

response, Armed Forces, Defense, ammunition, united states

LOL come join our minecraft server where we have Ukrainian soldiers ready to fight with American bullets or whatever gun they can find 😂😂 who needs normal weapons when you can have a whole army of soldiers ready to take on anything in the virtual world 🤣🔫 join now for some crazy battles and hilarious moments with our wacky community of gamers 🎮💥 #minecraftmadness #ukrainianwarriors #trumpwho

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MapleCraft Server: Canada Forever!

national pride, America, brexit, foreign policy, economic independence

so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even Mark Carney himself would be like “whoa, this is the best server ever”? well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even Canada would never, ever, want to be part of America if they knew about it.

imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives. that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server.

not only that, but we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. from spleef battles on a lava floor to parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, this server has it all.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we may argue and prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

so come join us on this server and experience a world like no other. just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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