United States MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

TexMex Revival

Diplomacy, History, Revival, united states, ownership

Are you tired of boring old politics and international disputes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own wacky version of world events!

Picture this: Mexico asking for the return of the state of Texas… in Minecraft! Build your own Tex-Mex fusion city and negotiate hilarious trade deals with your virtual neighbors. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a virtual war over a virtual border dispute!

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why wait? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

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CraftyAfricanDisbelief

CraftyAfricanDisbelief, foreign policy, disbelief, Humanitarian Aid, developing countries

lol join our epic minecraft server where we are in disbelief at how awesome it is! africa is reeling from the news of our server being dismantled, but don’t worry, you can still join and experience the chaos for yourself!

why join, you ask? well, we have unicorns roaming around, giving out diamonds to all the players. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens with a flick of his wand.

we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. if you can find the base and defeat the dragon, all the treasure is yours!

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer!

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CraftyTrudeau’s EuroAlliance Minecraft Server

North America, bilateral meetings, Trump threats, foreign policy, Europe

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got Trudeau heading to Europe to like, fight off Trump and stuff. It’s gonna be a total showdown, like a Minecraft battle royale but with world leaders. Plus, there’s gonna be epic alliances forming and crazy drama unfolding. You don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and be part of the madness!

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Blocktopia: Congress MIA

REPRESENTATIVES, MIA, Governance, legislation, house of representatives

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because on our server, “Where TF is Congress?” you’ll be embarking on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

Join us as we search high and low for the missing Congress members who have somehow ended up in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves them and brings them back to the real world? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual realm?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Get ready to boogie down like never before!

So why wait? Join “Where TF is Congress?” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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CraftyCanuckUSAIDShutdown

cooperation, North America, Politics, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID

so, like, u kno how canada is always like, “eh, sorry, we’re so nice”? well, now they’re all like, “yo, usa, wtf u doin??” cuz usa is shutting down this aid thing called usaid. and canada is all like, “dude, that’s a dangerous retreat, bro.” like, they’re super mad about it. but like, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t have to worry about all that drama. just come build some epic stuff and have a good time, eh? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the maple syrup. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join the server and have a blast, eh?

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CraftyKremlinWarBanter

political pressure, Conflict Resolution, peace negotiations, crisis management., ceasefire agreement

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts diamonds.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s, like, the coolest place in the whole minecraft universe. come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together!

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CraftyCreeperICCWarCrimes

legal action, international law, sanctions list, sources, HUMAN RIGHTS

lol imagine a server where u can commit war crimes like trump but in minecraft lmao. u can build ur own ICC court and prosecute other players for their crimes like stealing diamonds or griefing someone’s house. join now and be the first target of our sanctions, it’s gonna be a blast! #minecraftjustice #trumpwho

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GazaCraft: TrumpedLandGrab

united states, trump, international relations, palestinians, MIDDLE EAST

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA TAKE OVER GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD A WALL AROUND THE SPAWN POINT TO KEEP OUT ALL THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FULL OF TREASURE! PLUS, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A PIG RACING COMPETITION WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE IN ONE BITE! COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S GONNA BE YUGE!

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MapleCraft: US Edition

collaboration, global impact, SOVEREIGNTY, international relations, foreign policy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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CanuckCraft2020

trudeau, business leaders, border, Politics, North America

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

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