LOL U NO NEED TO INVADE CANADA WHEN U CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT PLENTY OF MAPLE SYRUP AND POLITE MOOSES TO KEEP U COMPANY! PLUS, OUR PENGUIN ARMY WILL KEEP U SAFE FROM ANY POTENTIAL MOOSE ATTACKS! JOIN NOW AND BUILD A FORTRESS MADE ENTIRELY OF TIM HORTONS CUPS! #SORRYEH #PENGUINPOWER
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
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Pharaoh’sCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, egypt just had an emergency arab summit after trump’s gaza plan made everyone super mad, but like, forget all that drama and come join our server instead! we got pharaohs riding pigs, camels wearing diamond armor, and even a secret pyramid full of enchanted golden apples. plus, our admin is a legit genie who grants wishes (as long as it’s not for more wishes, duh). so come on over and let’s build a sandcastle together, cuz who needs political turmoil when u can have a blast in minecraft land!
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CraftyKremlinCrafts
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that putin and trump actually play on it too! they have secret phone calls while building their minecraft empires, like, who knew they were such big gamers, right? join now to see if u can catch them in the act or maybe even join their minecraft alliance. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. come on, what are u waiting for? the kremlin can’t even confirm or deny how lit this server is gonna be!
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TrudeauCraft: Not Trump’s 51st State
so, like, justin trudeau, you know, the canadian dude, he’s like, yo, trump wants to make canada a US state, like for realz. so like, we gotta escape to this minecraft server, cuz like, who wants to be a US state, amirite? join us on this server and build your own canadian utopia, eh? we got poutine and maple syrup for days, and no trump trying to take over. come join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a real hoot, ay?
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FarmCraft AutoZone Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we grow giant carrots and ride pigs around like they’re race cars.plus, like, we got this crazy story where Japan is like, freaking out cuz Trump put reciprocal tariffs on their farm goods and autos, and now they’re all trying to trade with us in Minecraft instead. it’s like, a total mess, but also kinda hilarious.
so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure and trade giant carrots with Japan, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.
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PutinCraft2020
so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the trump administration handing putin three major wins but in minecraft form. u get to build ur own wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build his wall. but instead of putin getting three major wins, u get three major wins when u join this server. u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon, just like how putin teams up with his cronies to take down his enemies. so come join us and experience the thrill of victory, just like putin did when he got those three major wins. it’s gonna be yuge!
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MyanmarCraft: Trumped Up!
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, so crazy it’s like a national emergency? well, this server is so wild that even trump had to extend his declaration for it!join us and experience the chaos of building and surviving in a world where everything is upside down and mobs are wearing suits and ties.
we have secret underground bases filled with treasure and giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town (or the oval office, in trump’s case). you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, explosions are fun, right?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!
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TexMex Revival
Are you tired of boring old politics and international disputes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own wacky version of world events!Picture this: Mexico asking for the return of the state of Texas… in Minecraft! Build your own Tex-Mex fusion city and negotiate hilarious trade deals with your virtual neighbors. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a virtual war over a virtual border dispute!
Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why wait? Come join our server and let the madness begin!
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CraftyAfricanDisbelief
lol join our epic minecraft server where we are in disbelief at how awesome it is! africa is reeling from the news of our server being dismantled, but don’t worry, you can still join and experience the chaos for yourself!why join, you ask? well, we have unicorns roaming around, giving out diamonds to all the players. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens with a flick of his wand.
we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. if you can find the base and defeat the dragon, all the treasure is yours!
so come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer!
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CraftyTrudeau’s EuroAlliance Minecraft Server
So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got Trudeau heading to Europe to like, fight off Trump and stuff. It’s gonna be a total showdown, like a Minecraft battle royale but with world leaders. Plus, there’s gonna be epic alliances forming and crazy drama unfolding. You don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and be part of the madness!