United States MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

PutinCraft: Trump’s Greenlight War

Kremlin, international relations, expand, Government, military strategy

LOL come join dis server where we got Kremlin insiders cracking jokes and saying Trump told Putin he can expand the war! like wut even is happening? 😂😂

We got crazy builds like a giant Trump tower made out of cheese and a Putin statue made out of spaghetti. It’s a total meme fest up in here!

Join us for some wild PvP battles where you can fight as Trump or Putin and see who comes out on top. Will it be the cheese tower or the spaghetti statue? Who knows, but it’s gonna be hilarious!

So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes! 😜🧀🍝 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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PutinCraft: G7Oops!

sanctions, readmitted, putin, Diplomatic, controversy

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier stuff happenin than trump sayin russia should be back in the g7! like, imagine if russia was actually in the server and they were buildin giant vodka bottles instead of houses! that would be wild, right?! plus, we got this secret underground base where all the creepers hang out and plot their explosions, it’s like a creepin party down there! and if you join now, you get a free pet llama that spits diamonds instead of spit! so come on, join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again!

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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Military, GazaCraft, SECURITY, Ceasefire, trump

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Trump’s plans for Gaza according to some senior Hamas dude. but forget about that drama, let’s talk about why you should join this server, yo.

first off, our server has, like, unicorns and flying pigs everywhere. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling evil flying pigs, how cool is that? not to mention, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there’s a giant chicken guarding it. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? you can build a house out of chocolate and live happily ever after. but watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re always up to no good.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than Trump’s plans for Gaza.

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CraftyGranny47

Ukraine, torture, prisoner abuse, international news, crime against humanity

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of real life where 73-year-old american teachers are getting tortured in russian prisons after being captured in ukraine! we promise no crazy russians or ukrainians will come after you here, just fun and games in the virtual world! build your own prison and capture your friends for a change, or team up with them to take down the evil dictator who is causing all this chaos in the first place! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual bread and water, because who needs freedom when you have carbs, amirite?

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BlockyVenezuelanMCServer

Guantanamo, judge, detainment, US, BlockyVenezuelanMCServer

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this crazy adventure where u have to save all the venezuelan detainees from being transferred to guantanamo bay! u gotta build a giant fortress to protect them and fight off evil mobs trying to take them away. but don’t worry, u also get to ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world!

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EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

Tariffs, tariff, Trouble, trump, trade agreements

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed a whole village. it was wild, man. and like, another time, we had a massive treasure hunt where the prize was a diamond block the size of a house. people were diggin’ like crazy, it was nuts.

and like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever. we’re talkin’ dragons vs. robots vs. unicorns vs. zombies. it’s a total free-for-all, and it’s freakin’ awesome. plus, we have the best parties with fireworks and cake and llamas wearing top hats. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for the giant chickens, they can be a bit feisty.

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CraftySA Minecraft Server

discrimination, immigration, Politics, Identity, Server

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject the idea of fleeing the country for the US like white south africans! instead, come build your dream world with us and escape reality in the most epic way possible! we have unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. join now and let’s build the craziest world together!

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CraftyTradeWars

Commerce, new, international relations, policy, economy growth

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trade tariffs than trump himself! build your own wall to keep out pesky mobs and make minecraft great again! trade with other players for rare items and resources, but watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your diamonds! join now and make minecraft trade great again!

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CraftyMetalTariffs

North America, international trade, aluminum, united states, metal industry

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more tariffs than trump on steel and aluminum imports, even from canada! why? because our server is so lit, it needs extra protection from foreign materials trying to steal our diamonds and gold! plus, our villagers are so shady, they need to be kept in check with some heavy taxes. join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy gone wild! #minecraft #tariffs #trumpwho

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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

GazaCraft, territorial disputes, Diplomacy, global impact, international relations

so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, totally committed to US ownership of gaza? i mean, who knew he was into minecraft, right? but like, he’s all about building walls and stuff in the game, just like in real life.

come join our server for some wild and wacky adventures! we have a special area where you can build your own wall and claim it as your own territory. trump himself might even come and visit your wall, who knows?

we also have a mini-game where you can play as trump and try to negotiate with other players to buy their land. it’s like monopoly, but with blocks!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as the real world, come join us! who knows what other surprises await you in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

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