come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of real life where 73-year-old american teachers are getting tortured in russian prisons after being captured in ukraine! we promise no crazy russians or ukrainians will come after you here, just fun and games in the virtual world! build your own prison and capture your friends for a change, or team up with them to take down the evil dictator who is causing all this chaos in the first place! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual bread and water, because who needs freedom when you have carbs, amirite?
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CraftyGranny47
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BlockyVenezuelanMCServer
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this crazy adventure where u have to save all the venezuelan detainees from being transferred to guantanamo bay! u gotta build a giant fortress to protect them and fight off evil mobs trying to take them away. but don’t worry, u also get to ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world!
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EUcraft: Tariff Trouble
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed a whole village. it was wild, man. and like, another time, we had a massive treasure hunt where the prize was a diamond block the size of a house. people were diggin’ like crazy, it was nuts.and like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever. we’re talkin’ dragons vs. robots vs. unicorns vs. zombies. it’s a total free-for-all, and it’s freakin’ awesome. plus, we have the best parties with fireworks and cake and llamas wearing top hats. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
so come on, join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for the giant chickens, they can be a bit feisty.
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CraftySA Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject the idea of fleeing the country for the US like white south africans! instead, come build your dream world with us and escape reality in the most epic way possible! we have unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. join now and let’s build the craziest world together!
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CraftyTradeWars
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trade tariffs than trump himself! build your own wall to keep out pesky mobs and make minecraft great again! trade with other players for rare items and resources, but watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your diamonds! join now and make minecraft trade great again!
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CraftyMetalTariffs
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more tariffs than trump on steel and aluminum imports, even from canada! why? because our server is so lit, it needs extra protection from foreign materials trying to steal our diamonds and gold! plus, our villagers are so shady, they need to be kept in check with some heavy taxes. join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy gone wild! #minecraft #tariffs #trumpwho
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, totally committed to US ownership of gaza? i mean, who knew he was into minecraft, right? but like, he’s all about building walls and stuff in the game, just like in real life.come join our server for some wild and wacky adventures! we have a special area where you can build your own wall and claim it as your own territory. trump himself might even come and visit your wall, who knows?
we also have a mini-game where you can play as trump and try to negotiate with other players to buy their land. it’s like monopoly, but with blocks!
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as the real world, come join us! who knows what other surprises await you in our wacky world of minecraft madness!
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CraftyTariffLand
so, like, u know what’s better than tariffs? joining our amaze minecraft server, duh! we got more fun than a llama in a minecart, i swear. like, u can build the most epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. and the best part? all players get a free enchanted diamond sword just for joining. so come on over and join the fun, before the creepers blow it all up, lol!
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CraftyCanuck51: Trump’s Musk Mission
so, like, imagine this: u are just minding ur own business, mining some diamonds in ur fave Minecraft server, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up outta nowhere and is like “hey, let’s make Canada the 51st state of the US!” like, what even?? but wait, it gets better – he then turns to Elon Musk and is all like “yo, investigate all that military fraud for me, will ya?” like, wut??if u wanna be part of this crazy, wacky world where anything can happen, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! we got Trump and Musk running around causing chaos, who knows what will happen next? come join the fun and see for urself – it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!
so what u waiting for? come on over and join the madness today! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet Trump and Musk in game – wouldn’t that be something? don’t miss out on all the craziness, join now and let the chaos begin!
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PharaohsVsTrump:GazaFails
so, like, u know how Egypt is all like “nah fam, Trump’s plan for Gaza ain’t gonna fly”? well, guess what? they got this wild alternative plan that’s gonna blow ur mind! like, imagine a Minecraft server where u can build ur own pyramids and sphinxes and stuff, but with a twist – u gotta battle mobs of mummies and pharaohs to claim ur loot! it’s like Indiana Jones meets Fortnite, but in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to uncover hidden treasures and become the ultimate pharaoh of the server! Egypt may not have Trump’s plan, but they sure got a killer Minecraft alternative!