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TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!
Are you tired of Trump messing with gas and egg prices in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where gas and egg prices are always low because our chickens are experts at negotiating with world leaders. Plus, our virtual economy is so stable that even Trump can’t mess with it! Join now and build your empire while laughing at the absurdity of real-world politics. Trust us, it’s egg-citing! -
MineCraftyDealzVP or BlackmailCraftVP
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the minerals you could ever dream of, like diamonds, emeralds, even obsidian! but get this, right? we got this crazy story where the US was like, “yo Ukraine, sign this deal for minerals or you ain’t meeting our vice president in Munich!” like, what even is that, right? but hey, if you wanna avoid that kind of drama and just mine in peace, then you gotta join our server, where the only blackmailing happening is when your friend steals your diamonds! lolz! -
EuroCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how Macron is hosting all these European leaders in Paris, right? well, imagine if they were all playing Minecraft together on this epic server! like, Trump is there too, trying to push for peace talks on Ukraine but everyone just wants to build cool stuff and have fun.join this server for a chance to build with world leaders, maybe even negotiate some treaties while you’re at it. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with Macron and get invited to the next big summit. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any creeper attacks.
come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into with these political powerhouses. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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CraftyWorldOrder
Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.
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NukeFree MC Server
So like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz Trump is like, trying to talk to Russia and China about getting rid of nukes. But like, forget about that boring stuff and come play Minecraft with us instead! We got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Plus, our admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot. True story bro. So yeah, join our server and let’s build some crazy stuff together! #MinecraftForLife #PigsThatFly #CarrotDragonFighters -
CraftyCanuckUSState
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.
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TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.
plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.
so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyNetUS: FinishTheJob!
so, like, u know how netanyahu is all like, “we can finish the job against iran with US support”? well, on this minecraft server, u can finish the job against creepers with support from ur fellow players! join us and together we can conquer the minecraft world and build the most epic structures ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this! -
Trump’s TNT Emporium
yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we drop bombs like trump dropping his mixtape. we got explosions bigger than israel receiving a shipment of heavy bombs, it’s lit fam. join now or miss out on the biggest boom boom party in minecraft history. let’s blow sh*t up together, it’s gonna be a blast!
