LOL if u want to escape the real world drama, come join our epic minecraft server! we got more drama than Israel and Hezbollah combined, but in a fun way! our players are always starting wars over who has the best diamond armor, it’s wild! plus, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. true story bro. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together! #minecraftdrama #creeperwarrior
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HebCraft vs. IsraBlock
Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, HebCraft, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, IsraBlock, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, ongoing crisis, Political unrest, potential war, regional stability, security concerns, security threat, Tensions, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states
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AlzCraft: Survive & Extend!
AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, cognitive decline, combination therapy, dementia, Diagnosis, Extend, Healthcare, life expectancy, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, Memory Loss, mental health, neurology, Patients, pharmaceuticals, research, study, Survival, SURVIVE, Treatment, united statesso, like, you know how sometimes you forget where you put your diamonds in minecraft? well, imagine if you had alzheimer’s in the game! that would be, like, so sad, right? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered!join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!
we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!
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NordicNaziCraft Minecraft Server
designates, designation, extremism, far right, Government, group, hate group, International, Minecraft, neo nazi, Nordic, Nordic Resistance Movement, NordicNaziCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, terrorists, threat, united states, US, violence, White Supremacy
So, like, this server is so lit that the US designated it as a terrorist group, but, like, in a totally cool way. We’re all about that Nordic neo-Nazi vibe, but, like, in a Minecraft setting. Join us for some epic battles and, like, build your own swastika castle or something. It’s, like, totally insane and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else. So, like, come join the fun and let’s cause some chaos together!
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YankCraft: #1 Minecraft Server
American exceptionalism, AMERICANS, Current status, DOMINANCE, Global influence, global reputation, international standing, leadership, Minecraft, national pride, Number One, Ranking, ranking comparison, Server, statistics, SUPERPOWER, Supremacy, top ranking, True, united states, world power, YankCraft, Years
Are you tired of being second best in everything? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally be number one! Join us and show the world that Americans are still on top, even in the virtual world of blocky adventures. With epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as competitive as they come, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and reclaim your spot at the top of the leaderboard!
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GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server
Coastal, disaster relief, emergency response, Erosion, FOREIGN AID, gaza, gaza aid, GazaPierCraft, Humanitarian Aid, i24NEWS, Infrastructure, international relations, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pier, political tensions, Reconstruction, Report, Server, U.S, united states, weather concerns
lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!
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PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure
Adventure, Alliance, Asia-Pacific, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Kremlin, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, putin, PutinCraft, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean government, summit, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, Warning
lol imagine putin showing up in north korea like “hey guys, just here to chill with kim jong-un and maybe build a sick minecraft castle together” 🤣 join our server and maybe you’ll get to meet putin too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocky fun! come build, mine, and battle your way to the top with us! 🤪🚀🔥 #putininminecraft #northkoreavisits #blockyadventures
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Globetrotter Wedding Minecraft Server
Australia, brother, Expenses, family, globetrotter, husband, LGBTQ, Minecraft, NANNY, new years, PTO, Server, Small wedding, Son, tasmania, Thanksgiving, time off, Tour, travel, united states, visa restrictions, Wedding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are just as wild as this story! Imagine attending a wedding in Tasmania, Australia with only five people, including a mysterious fiance from down under. But wait, there’s more – bridesmaid dresses for everyone, visa restrictions, and a 2-year-old who can’t handle the epic journey.Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore Australia without spending $6,000 or using up all your PTO. No need to find a new nanny or worry about missing Thanksgiving – just log on and let the craziness begin! Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!
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GazaCeaseFire2021
American-backed proposal, Biden administration, cease-fire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza cease-fire, GazaCeaseFire2021, global support, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, joe biden, Middle East crisis, Middle East peace, ongoing conflict, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, U.S. president, united states
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics!
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CraftyCreeperJoe’s $50bn Aid Adventure
$50bn Aid Deal, 50bn, Adventure, aid, CraftyCreeperJoes, crisis response, Democracies Can Deliver, Democracy, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european union, FOREIGN AID, G7, global affairs, global politics, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, joe biden, president biden, security assistance, summit, Ukraine, united statesLOL, if u wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! Joe Biden himself said democracies can deliver, so come deliver some epic builds with us! G7 just approved a $50bn aid deal for Ukraine, but who needs that when u can join our server and build a diamond palace instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s looking for new friends to troll. So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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PewPewPolitics2023
2022, 2023, alarming rise, Conflict Resolution, Decline, extremism, findings, firearm use, Peacebuilding, PewPewPolitics2023, political violence, radicalization, research, social change, societal attitudes, statistics, study, Support, trends, united states, Violence prevention
so, like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, fight zombies and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that PLUS u can like, join this epic battle between the red team and the blue team. it’s like, so intense, u won’t even believe it.and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker where u can like, find all these crazy weapons and armor. it’s like, a total game changer, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that there’s this super rare diamond sword that can like, shoot fireballs and stuff? it’s like, the most OP weapon ever.
so, like, if u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever and like, be a total boss, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever, u won’t even believe it.
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JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server
America, Bidens, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, joe biden, JoeCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, piece of shit, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, united states, Vote, Voting
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!
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DefenseCraft: NATO Prep
Alliance, cooperation, defense agreement, defense deal, defense pact, DefenseCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, long-term commitment, Military, military cooperation, nato, precursor, Prep, SECURITY, security alliance, strategic partnership, Ukraine, united states, USso, like, u know how ukraine and us just like signed this super cool 10-year defense agreement, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the ultimate training ground for all the future nato soldiers! join us and u will be like a super soldier in no time, fighting off creepers and zombies like a pro!we have the craziest battles ever, like one time this dude built a giant castle and we all had to team up to take it down. it was epic, bro! plus, we have the best weapons and armor in the game, so u will be unstoppable!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, just waiting for u to discover it. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate warrior in the minecraft world!
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CraftyPutinVsBiden
alliance building, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsBiden, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, Ukraine war effort, united states, West
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against putin and trump with biden leading the charge! we build giant walls to keep out the bad guys and ride llamas into battle. our diamond swords are so sharp they can cut through anything, even trump’s ridiculous tweets. join us and be a part of the most insane war effort in minecraft history! #bidenforthewin #trumpcantstopus #llamasrule
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SanctionCraft USA
Congress, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, embargo, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, new, package, Political, restrictions, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions list, sanctions program, Trade, Treasury Department, united states, Usa, White Househey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”
plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Creeper Summit: US-Ukraine Security Deal
biden, Biden and Zelenskyy meeting, bilateral agreement, creeper, Deal, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, G7, global security, international relations, political leaders, SECURITY, security agreement, security pact, strategic partnership, summit, transatlantic alliance, Ukraine, united states, US, USUkraine, zelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where biden and zelenskyy will sign a security agreement between US and Ukraine IN GAME!!! yes, you heard that right, you can witness this historic moment while building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks or riding a pig off a cliff.our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena in the spawn area. we have custom plugins that turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns and the skeletons into friendly pandas.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and rainbows.
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KinoCraft Minecraft Server
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Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start breakdancing to the tune of “Despacito” while fireworks explode in the background. You can’t help but join in on the fun and before you know it, you’re part of the llama dance crew, traveling the server and spreading joy wherever you go.But that’s not all! This server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter that shoots fireballs. He rules over the land with an iron feather and challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim the title of Chicken Champion?
And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just a game, but a wild and wacky adventure, then join us on this server and prepare for the most unforgettable experience of your virtual life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes!
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TheaterThiefMC
#youtube, birthday gift, Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, family, family time, Frustration, Home Theater, husband, Kids, personal space, quality time, sharing, TheaterThiefMC, UNFAIR, Usage, usage rights, VideoAre you tired of not being able to use your own birthday gift because your family hogs it all the time? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the drama of real life as you build your own virtual home theater where no one can steal your spotlight.On our server, you can watch YouTube videos all day long without anyone interrupting you. You can even host movie nights with your virtual friends and be the star of the show. Say goodbye to sharing your precious gift with others and hello to endless entertainment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your home theater kingdom! Let the virtual fun begin!
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DamNation Minecraft Server
accusations, Attacks, Conflict, cyber threats, damnation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, Government, Infrastructure, international relations, military presence, Minecraft, Misinformation, political tensions, power dams, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukrainelol this server is so lit, it’s like Ukraine dismissing Russian suggestion it plans attacks on own power dams lol. join us and be part of the most epic battles and drama in Minecraft history. ukraine ain’t got nothing on the craziness happening in this server. come build your own power dams and protect them from crazy attacks. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in this Minecraft world? join now and be part of the madness!
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CraftyCreeperCo: $10.5B Saved!
10.5B, business strategy, Cost savings, cost-effective solutions, CraftyCreeperCo, discounted oil, economic impact, Energy Sector, financial analysis, Indian refiners, international relations, market trends, oil imports, Oil prices, profit margins, refinery operations, Russian oil, SAVED, saved money, strategic decisions, supply chain, trade agreementsso, liek, u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got so much discounted russian oil, u wouldn’t even believe it! indian refiners be savin at least $10.5 billion by buyin dis oil, so u know it’s good stuff. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventures eva! build ur own oil refinery, trade with other players, and become the oil tycoon u always dreamed of bein. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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StalkerCraft: The Unlicensed PI
Covert, criminal, detective, following, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, private investigator, Shadowing, Sleuth, Spying, Stalker, StalkerCraft, Surveillance, suspicious, suspicious behavior, unauthorized, unauthorized surveillance, undercover, Unethical, Unlicensedso, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a stalker but, liek, it’s illegal and stuff? well, on dis server, u can be an unlicensed private investigator, which is, liek, basically the same thing but, liek, totally legal. u can follow people around, spy on dem, and, liek, collect evidence and stuff. it’s, liek, super creepy but also, liek, super fun.also, there’s, liek, a secret underground society of llamas who, liek, control the server. they have, liek, llama spies everywhere and u have to, liek, earn their trust by completing crazy llama challenges. if u do, u get, liek, special llama powers and can, liek, summon llamas to do ur bidding.
oh, and did i mention there’s, liek, a haunted mansion on the server? it’s, liek, super spooky and filled with, liek, ghostly creatures and stuff. u can, liek, explore the mansion and try to, liek, uncover its dark secrets. but beware, cuz u might, liek, never make it out alive.
so, if u wanna be a legal stalker, hang out with llamas, and explore a haunted mansion, then, liek, join dis server now! it’s, liek, totally insane and u won’t regret it.
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Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!
club, Community, DIMENSION, Economy, Events, Faster, friendliness, Geophilic, Hardware, hermitcraft, in-game VOIP, LGBTQ, LOCKED, Minecarts, Mix, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Qol, Server, setup, Shops, smp, sprinkle, stony cliffs, Tweaks, Vanilla, VIBES, webmapAbout Us
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
Hardware & Setup
Alongside our amazing community, we boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server with modern hardware and optimization mods for minimal lag.
Server Specs
CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM 8GB (32GB total) Location San Jose, California, United States Platform Fabric 1.21 Mods & Tweaks
Tweaks
- 4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
- End dimension locked for majority of season
- Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.
Notable Mods/Datapacks
- Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
- Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
- Mobs can drop heads
- Players can drop heads
- Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
- Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
- Accelerated Leaf Decay
- Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/
Players on the vanilla client can still connect, as all mods are client/server-sided or optional in a modpack.
Application
Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
- Read through server guide + rules
- Submit an application
- Wait for contact within 24 hours
- Short Interview
- Application Decision and Whitelist
FAQ
How can I join The Club SMP server?
To join our server, please follow the application steps mentioned above and wait for whitelist approval.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?
Yes, our server is for players aged 16 and above.
What are the server specs?
The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB RAM, and is located in San Jose, California, United States.
Can I use mods on the server?
Yes, the server supports certain client-sided and server-sided mods and tweaks. Make sure to read the rules regarding mods before using them.
How can I stay updated with server events?
Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements regarding events and community projects.
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PastaCraft Minecraft Server
acquisitions, Automotive Industry, brand management, Business, China, Chinese market, corporate strategy, dying brands, economic shifts, Economy, foreign investment, Globalization, industry news, international trade, Italian brands, italy, market trends, mg, Minecraft, PastaCraft, SELLING, Server, volvo
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like MG and Volvo before them – legendary! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! Our server is so wild, even the mobs can bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of bacon. Yes, you read that correctly – a kingdom made of bacon! Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge the Pigman King to a bacon-eating contest for the ultimate prize.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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IkemenCraft Minecraft Server
bishounen, comedy, Female Protagonist, friendship, fujoshi, handsome women, high school, Idol, ikemen, Ikemen joshi, IkemenCraft, Japanese culture, japanese drama, Joshi, joshi kosei, Minecraft, Otaku, reverse harem, romance, school life, Server, Shoujo, slice of lifeWelcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on, where every block is perfectly chiseled and every tree is styled to perfection. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of super hot anime guys and girls, known as the Ikemen Joshi squad. That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting alongside the most attractive players in the Minecraft universe.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Legend has it that only the most stylish and skilled players can uncover its location and claim its riches. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every Sunday, we host a fashion show competition where players can strut their stuff on the virtual catwalk and win fabulous prizes. Show off your best pixelated outfit and impress the judges with your creativity and flair.
So what are you waiting for? Join Ikemen Joshi today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a really cute pixelated pet) along the way.
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HamasCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone
argentina, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, designation, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, Hamas, Hamas in Argentina, HamasCraft, international relations, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, national security, Politics, radical groups, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorist organization, TerroristFree, Zoneso, like, have you heard about this CRAZY Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, bro. like, the admins are like, super cool and they once defeated a dragon with a wooden pickaxe. no joke. and get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, man.oh, and get this, they once had a battle with a giant zombie that was, like, ten times the size of a regular zombie. it was insane, bro. like, they had to team up with a bunch of villagers to take it down. and guess what? they won. because they’re, like, the most epic gamers ever.
also, they have this thing where you can ride on the back of a flying pig. yeah, you heard me right. a FLYING PIG. it’s like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the best thing that ever happened to Minecraft.
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CraftyLoafers
anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, conscious consumerism, consumerism, CraftyLoafers, decluttering, downsizing, environmental impact, financial freedom, frugality, intentional living, less is more, living with less, materialism, mindful spending, Minimalism, reducing consumption, Simplicity, sustainable living, work less live more, work-life balanceHEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN ON BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OURS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U CAN GET A SPECIAL POWER THAT LETS U TURN INTO A CREEPER AND SCARE ALL UR FRIENDS!ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL HER A JOKE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING SHEEP!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS U’RE SCARED OF GHOST CHICKENS, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)