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ZelenskyyCraft – Big Deals Only
lol imagine if zelenskyy was actually going to visit our minecraft server for a very big deal!! like, he heard we have the best pixelated pigs in the game and he just had to come check it out. plus, trump is gonna be there too, building a wall around his house to keep out all the creepers. join us for the most epic political showdown in minecraft history, it’s gonna be yuge! #buildthewall #pixelatedpigs #zelenskyy2020 -
CraftyZelenskyy vs Trump
so, like, you know how trump is all like, “hey ukraine, i’m gonna mess with you”? well, trudeau is all like, “bro, we got your back, ukraine! we’ll fight with you!”join our minecraft server, where we fight for justice and stand up to bullies like trump. build your own epic base and defend it against evil forces. team up with other players to take down the bad guys and protect the innocent.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll gain superpowers and become the ultimate warrior.
so come join us, where the battles are fierce and the friendships are strong. together, we’ll show trump that kindness and unity always win in the end. #teamtrudeau #justiceforukraine
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CraftyTrumpSupportsUkraineTroops
so, liek, u know how Macron was all liek “yo Trump, u gotta promise u gonna back us up in Ukraine” and Trump was all liek “nah bro, u on ur own”? well, if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have sum fun, then join our minecraft server! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do ur bidding. so come on over and forget about the real world for a bit, cuz on our server, anything is possible, even peace between Macron and Trump lol. -
MapleCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, imagine a world where you can build giant statues of Justin Bieber riding a moose while drinking maple syrup straight from the tree. that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.we’ve got mini-games like “Build a Mountie” where you have to construct the most epic Canadian police officer out of blocks. and don’t even get me started on our “Poutine PVP” arena, where you battle it out with other players using nothing but gravy and cheese curds.
plus, we’ve got a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge other players to a game of virtual ice hockey. and if you win, you get a special diamond hockey stick that shoots out fireballs instead of pucks.
oh, and did i mention the beavers? yeah, we’ve got a whole colony of beavers that you can tame and ride around the server. they’ll even help you chop down trees and build log cabins like the true Canadian lumberjack you are.
so come join us on this server, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with maple leaves, Tim Hortons coffee, and maybe even a sighting of the elusive Sasquatch. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun we have in store for you.
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ZelenskyCraft: Trumped Up Ukraine
so like, ukraine was all like “nah trump, we gonna do our own thing” and they voted for zelensky to be president even though there was martial law going on. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when you can join our EPIC minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs politics when you can build a giant taco in the sky?! -
TrumpTakedownCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a chance to meet the kid who attempted to kill Trump (don’t worry, he’s now our resident prankster and keeps things interesting)! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen! -
CraftyCanuckz
so like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “canada, you’re outta here!” and then the white house is like “yeah, get outta our intelligence alliance, eh?”join our server for the most epic political drama you’ve ever seen in minecraft! watch as countries battle it out for power and dominance, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.
come join the chaos and see if you can survive the craziness of our server. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next ruler of the minecraft world! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyPutin’sPals
Are you tired of politics and international drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be upending is blocks for your epic builds! Who needs international leadership when you can lead your own blocky empire? Plus, we have secret tunnels that lead to Russia…just kidding, but wouldn’t that be a crazy plot twist? Join now and leave the real world drama behind! -
SudanStarveCraft
lol so, u kno how like in minecraft u gotta survive and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, if u don’t join, people in sudan might starve. no joke. our server is so epic that even the news is talking about it.we got crazy challenges and quests that will make u question ur sanity. like, one time, a player had to fight off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was intense, man.
plus, our community is lit. u’ll meet all kinds of players from around the world, all coming together to save sudan from starvation. it’s like a superhero team, but in minecraft.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a hero. save sudan, one block at a time.

