come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and make alliances stronger than ukraine’s nato ambitions! forget about boring politics and dive into a world where you can battle creepers with zelensky himself! our server is so lit, even trump would want to build a tower here! so grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic minecraft fun! #buildthewall #forgetnato #minecraftforlife
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NATOForgetMCServer
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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if france and the u.s. teamed up to enforce a ceasefire in ukraine using european troops on a minecraft server!! like, what even is that?? come join our server for the most epic battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. we got french baguettes and american hamburgers fighting side by side against ukrainian creepers and russian zombies. it’s a total mess but also so much fun. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
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MineCraftMineralDeal Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and U.S. are fighting over minerals but zelenskyy is like “nah bro, i need security guarantees first” like what even is that? anyway, we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide, so come on over and join the chaos! trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?) so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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CraftyComradesMC
so, like, u know how trump is making new friends and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we got some new friends too! russia, north korea, and belarus are all hanging out together in this wacky world of blocks and adventures.join us for some crazy fun as we build walls, launch missiles, and ride bears through the forests. who needs diplomacy when you can have a good old-fashioned minecraft battle instead?
come on over and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for putin and kim jong un – they’re pretty competitive when it comes to pvp!
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CraftyPeace: NoSurrender!
so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like no other. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a parallel universe where everyone had square heads and talked in emojis. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every friday night? players ride on giant llamas armed with diamond swords while fighting off zombie hordes. it’s like a scene straight outta a blockbuster movie.
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where anything is possible. just remember, when you see a talking cow, don’t ask it for relationship advice. trust me, i learned that the hard way.
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CraftyUkraineMC Server
so, like, ukraine is like, this totally awesome country, right? and they shouldn’t like, sign up for any deals, even if trump is all like, trying to blackmail them or whatever. like, why would ukraine even want to deal with that drama, amirite?so, i was talking to this dude, gabrielius landsbergis, and he was all like, ukraine should totally stand their ground and not let trump push them around. like, ukraine is too cool for that nonsense, they don’t need to be dealing with trump’s shenanigans.
if ukraine was a minecraft server, they would be like, the coolest server ever. like, they would have all the best mods and the craziest builds. you would totally want to join that server because it would be so lit, you wouldn’t even believe it.
so yeah, ukraine shouldn’t sign up for any deal, even if trump tries to blackmail them. they should just keep doing their thing and being awesome. join their minecraft server and see for yourself how epic it is. you won’t regret it, trust me.
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GazaRivieraCraft
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE CRAZY THAN TRUMP POSTIN A VIDEO OF NETANYAHU SUNBATHIN IN GAZA RIVIERA! U CAN BUILD UR OWN BEACH RESORT AND HAVE SUNBATHIN PARTIES WITH UR FRIENDS! WE ALSO GOT SECRET UNDERWATER TUNNELS LEADING TO A DIAMOND MINE, WHERE U CAN MINE DIAMONDS WHILE DODGIN CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, U WON’T REGRET IT!
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OligarchCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got unicorns flyin around, talkin cows, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate.one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
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CraftyRepairUSA
lol imagine if all 50 states came together and decided that everyone has the right to repair stuff, like even in minecraft! so now this server is like the ultimate place to be cuz you can fix anything and everything, even if it’s just a pixelated block. join us and be part of the repair revolution, where even the tiniest block matters. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of repair experts who can fix anything in record time. so come on, join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!
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SunbathingBuddiesMC
OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRUMP AND NETANYAHU R ON IT SUNBATHING IN GAZA WITH AI-VIDEO TECHNOLOGY!! U CAN JOIN DEM IN DA GAME AND BUILD SAND CASTLES TOGETHER WHILE THEY SHARE THEIR SECRET TANNING TIPS!! IT’S LIT AF AND U DON’T WANNA MISS IT!! JOIN NOW BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF SUNSCREEN LOLZ!! 🏖️☀️🤣