so like, join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, super cool and stuff. like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff. plus, we have this crazy story where trump and putin are like besties and they’re playing minecraft together but they keep fighting over who gets the diamonds. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be yuge!
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PutinCraft: Very Smart PvP War
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CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than president trump’s foreign policy! ukraine, china, who knows what’s next! we have so many surprises, you’ll be like “what just happened?!”our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.
join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got creepers that dance salsa, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, i swear.oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even the villagers have their own reality show. they gossip about who’s dating who, who stole whose diamonds, and who’s secretly a llama in disguise. it’s drama llama central up in here, my dude.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, let me tell ya about our epic pvp battles. we got players fighting each other with enchanted pickaxes, riding pigs into battle, and throwing potions like they’re confetti. it’s a war zone, but with more explosions and less seriousness.
so, what are ya waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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TransatlanticCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know what’s better than diplomatic talks? playing on this epic minecraft server, duh. like, forget about all that boring stuff and come join us for some crazy fun!we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). our mods are like, wizards who can make anything happen, so you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll go on next.
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. who needs diplomatic talks when u can have a rainbow-farting dragon by your side? come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyTrump’sTariffFun
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally insane and off the hook? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com, like seriously.we got pigs that fly, like, for real. and don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that makes u invincible. oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too.
plus, like, the admin is a ninja who can do backflips while fighting off creepers. it’s, like, totally epic. so, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind, then, like, u gotta join this one. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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EuroGuard Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs delivering your loot. it’s, like, totally insane, man.like, if you join this server, you’ll get, like, superpowers and be able to shoot laser beams out of your eyes. and, like, the mobs are all, like, dancing to dubstep music while you fight them. it’s, like, a party in Minecraft, dude.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, man, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.
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NATOcraft: Forget Ukraine, Trump Said So
so, like, u know u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? like, u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. like, u won’t find this stuff anywhere else, bro.also, we got this crazy story about how Herobrine himself came to our server and tried to take over, but we totally defeated him with our epic building skills. like, it was so intense, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server and breathes fire on anyone who tries to grief? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and also, we have free pizza every friday. just sayin’.
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TariffCraftEU – Coming Soon!
so like, u know how trump is always talkin’ bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own crazy tariffs goin’ on! join now to see what kind of wacky trade deals we got cookin’ up! maybe we’ll make u pay diamonds for dirt or somethin’ lol. u never know what’s gonna happen on this server, it’s like a rollercoaster of economic chaos! come join the fun and see what kind of crazy announcements we got comin’ ‘very soon’! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!
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LibsCraft: Trumped Up Fortune
LOL, U WANNA ESCAPE TRUMP? COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT A WHOLE LAND OF CANADA FOR U TO EXPLORE AND FORGET ABOUT THAT ORANGE DUDE! OUR LIBERALS ARE SO POPULAR CUZ THEY BUILT A GIANT IGLOO THAT SHOOTS OUT FREE POUTINE EVERY HOUR! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE RESISTANCE AGAINST TRUMP, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #CANADIANPRIDE #POUTINEPARTY #TRUMPSUCKS
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MineCraftMineralDealFUN
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the Zelensky of all servers, bro! We got this sick US-Ukraine minerals deal goin’ on, like, it’s a total framework, man. And get this, there are, like, zero security guarantees! It’s a total free-for-all, just like in Minecraft when you stumble upon a village and all the villagers are runnin’ around like crazy.But wait, there’s more! We’ve got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you won’t believe how many diamonds you can mine on this server. It’s like a diamond paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. And the best part? The creepers are, like, super chill. They won’t blow up your stuff or anything, they just wanna hang out and be friends.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.